Nah but one of my best friends in 9th grade got pantsed during P.E. and his boxers came off also lmao bruh was in f***ing shambles I wasn’t there when it happened but when I saw him at lunch time I swear I thought he had just found out someone died because bruh was crying so much he thought his life was over I was just like bruh it’s cool I’m still your homie s*** like that happens and it will pass at the time bruh was looking at me crazy like do you know WTF just happened to me but it was whatevs people forgot and didn’t even hold it against him and it was the only time I ever saw bruh in shambles or just crying in general

You gay fam?

One time i had to poop really bad at school and i dont go in public restrooms so i was holding it like all day. At last block i was starting to get real bad stomach pains but i still wouldnt go. Then my crush tapped me on the shoulder to tell me i dropped my pen and it literally scared the s*** out of me. I s*** my pants 👖 in the middle of english and immediately my crush could tell something was wrong and i went all red. I tried to play it off like it was nothing but then the smell hit..OH GOD THE SMELL!! She looked dead at me and said "did you just s*** your pants?" I said "no haha of course not". Then other people started smelling it and laughing at me. I got up and sort of waddled towards the door and i could feel the s*** just in my boxers.. i had to walk like 6km home with poop in pants bruh... after that i deadass switched hischools. Never showed my face in there again

Nigga we are actually grieving and you find this s*** funny

Not funny at all sir. Truly mortifying

I had to do a presentation and instead of writing it on paper I put the text into my phone. mind you this was when phones were still small af und you had to type with the number pad. So it was my turn to speak and my phone battery died. I just stood there and said"FUCK I CANT DO THIS" and started hitting the shelf behind me which caused it to break so because I was so ashamed I stood with the back to the class until the presentation ended.

everybody thought it was legendary while for me I hated presentations since then

damn stacy did you see devoted's d*** ?

yeah tehe

What about my story bruh? Feel like its fairly serious

yup !

rns

Playoff game in junior basketball tournament. I get two free throws last seconds of the game, we got 38 they got 39 so this an important play.

I missed both of em

I was the type of kid where if a teacher was screaming at me i would've said sumn like stop screaming at me u fat b**** 🤷🏾‍♂️ Embarrassing now that i'm older and matured

nah thats hard af

Wait that reminds me of what happened during rec basketball game back in 5th grade

It was during a time where I didn't know how to tie my shoes, making sure the ties wouldn't loosen up during a game. While playing, the ties loosened up and flailing around while running, so mid-game I decided to go to my parents for them to tie it and the ref called me out

Never have I been more embarrassed during that time, meh not a big deal now

those light slaps always hit hard in the soul idk why

Playoff game junior high come off the bench we 60 -60. Final minute and im playing defense. He misses the shot we rebound.

Late whistle

FOUL

We lose the game 2 freethrows

Coach looks at me in front of everybody and says did you foul.

I just look back and say I did what you taught me to do.

Was sleeping over at a friend’s house and I had to poop real bad in the middle of the night but the bathroom closest to us was under repair and I didn’t want to go outside or use the parent’s bathroom, so I just went in my pants and slept like that, when I woke up that s*** had solidified all the way down my leg

spngebob s***ty pants over here

Yes nigga, like why else do you think im here?!?!

If i didnt have unresolved trauma growing up id probably be a millionaire and contributing member of society. But i do this s*** to get away from it. Why you even ask me s***