ALPHABEAR

4y

Man.. this ones horrible though

There was this woman from MADD that came to talk to our high-school about the dangers of being intoxicated & driving, and to show us a vid of a skit where some kids died (dramatized) from drunk driving.

Now, the actor that played the driver of the car, while coming out his drunkness/highness, looks around at his dead friend and says: “Oh God...... what am I gonna do now?!!”

My boy looked at me sideways, and under his breath (in an assembly room full of 600 students) said: “MAYBE YOU SHOULD SMOKE SOME MO KUSH MF”

Me and boy were f***ing HOLLERING like

But then it turned out that the woman talking to us was one of the victims mothers, and she (alongside everybody else), was looking at us like:

We got f***ing suspended lmaooo

Sell

4y

Nah but one of my best friends in 9th grade got pantsed during P.E. and his boxers came off also lmao bruh was in f***ing shambles I wasn’t there when it happened but when I saw him at lunch time I swear I thought he had just found out someone died because bruh was crying so much he thought his life was over I was just like bruh it’s cool I’m still your homie s*** like that happens and it will pass at the time bruh was looking at me crazy like do you know WTF just happened to me but it was whatevs people forgot and didn’t even hold it against him and it was the only time I ever saw bruh in shambles or just crying in general

Queef latina

4y

One time i had to poop really bad at school and i dont go in public restrooms so i was holding it like all day. At last block i was starting to get real bad stomach pains but i still wouldnt go. Then my crush tapped me on the shoulder to tell me i dropped my pen and it literally scared the s*** out of me. I s*** my pants 👖 in the middle of english and immediately my crush could tell something was wrong and i went all red. I tried to play it off like it was nothing but then the smell hit..OH GOD THE SMELL!! She looked dead at me and said "did you just s*** your pants?" I said "no haha of course not". Then other people started smelling it and laughing at me. I got up and sort of waddled towards the door and i could feel the s*** just in my boxers.. i had to walk like 6km home with poop in pants bruh... after that i deadass switched hischools. Never showed my face in there again

Lein

4y

Playoff game in junior basketball tournament. I get two free throws last seconds of the game, we got 38 they got 39 so this an important play.

I missed both of em

CLBRizzy

4y

In 5th grade I got my ass whooped in front of the whole class i started the fight too

Lein

4y

Playoff game in junior basketball tournament. I get two free throws last seconds of the game, we got 38 they got 39 so this an important play.

I missed both of em

HurryUpDevil4Angel

4y

When I was in high school, for our senior project we had to complete 30 hours or somewhere around that time of community service, document it, and write a report on the organization/program you helped and why you chose them.

Me being a lazy ass student, procrastinated until the last two nights and said some bullshit about how I helped the cafeteria ladies clean and prepare breakfast. Everyone in the class had pictures of themselves working and I just took pictures of the cafeteria When I was presenting in front of the whole class people had that face even the teacher. I was so damn embarrassed but at least I still got a C

HurryUpDevil4Angel

4y

When I was in high school, for our senior project we had to complete 30 hours or somewhere around that time of community service, document it, and write a report on the organization/program you helped and why you chose them.

Me being a lazy ass student, procrastinated until the last two nights and said some bullshit about how I helped the cafeteria ladies clean and prepare breakfast. Everyone in the class had pictures of themselves working and I just took pictures of the cafeteria When I was presenting in front of the whole class people had that face even the teacher. I was so damn embarrassed but at least I still got a C

EMY

4y

Wait so his whole d*** and balls came out? How did the people around react? I would have to shoot up the school if some s*** like that happened to me

Gordon Elliot Show

4y

Walked into a final late and everyone stared at me weird and was waiting for prof to tell me it was too late but she just raised her eyebrows and handed me the final......

Halfway through doing it I looked down and there was a huge load on the front of my navy blue hoodie because my gf just jerked me off and I didn't have time to get cleaned

ragedsycokiller

4y

bro you gross lmaaooo

EMY

4y

i cant f***ing breathe lord have mercy

Gordon Elliot Show

4y

Walked into a final late and everyone stared at me weird and was waiting for prof to tell me it was too late but she just raised her eyebrows and handed me the final......

Halfway through doing it I looked down and there was a huge load on the front of my navy blue hoodie because my gf just jerked me off and I didn't have time to get cleaned

Queef latina

4y

One time i had to poop really bad at school and i dont go in public restrooms so i was holding it like all day. At last block i was starting to get real bad stomach pains but i still wouldnt go. Then my crush tapped me on the shoulder to tell me i dropped my pen and it literally scared the s*** out of me. I s*** my pants 👖 in the middle of english and immediately my crush could tell something was wrong and i went all red. I tried to play it off like it was nothing but then the smell hit..OH GOD THE SMELL!! She looked dead at me and said "did you just s*** your pants?" I said "no haha of course not". Then other people started smelling it and laughing at me. I got up and sort of waddled towards the door and i could feel the s*** just in my boxers.. i had to walk like 6km home with poop in pants bruh... after that i deadass switched hischools. Never showed my face in there again