Litty

4y

You’re not exactly the pick of the litter yourself

Innocent

4y

Sneezed during class in like 7th grade and my d*** popped out

ALPHABEAR

4y

Man.. this ones horrible though

There was this woman from MADD that came to talk to our high-school about the dangers of being intoxicated & driving, and to show us a vid of a skit where some kids died (dramatized) from drunk driving.

Now, the actor that played the driver of the car, while coming out his drunkness/highness, looks around at his dead friend and says: “Oh God...... what am I gonna do now?!!”

My boy looked at me sideways, and under his breath (in an assembly room full of 600 students) said: “MAYBE YOU SHOULD SMOKE SOME MO KUSH MF”

Me and boy were f***ing HOLLERING like

But then it turned out that the woman talking to us was one of the victims mothers, and she (alongside everybody else), was looking at us like:

We got f***ing suspended lmaooo

the end

4y

In 8th grade I was in drama class (but it was lit cause my best friend at the time was there) but for our final we were split into two groups (class was like 14 students) and we spent like a whole month or two practicing a skit we created ourselves. When I learned we had to perform it in front of half the school, I saved myself from being humiliated by just skipping school

Eat s***
Took the F

GoldLink

4y

have no idea why teachers enjoy putting students in uncomfortable positions

GoldLink

4y

have no idea why teachers enjoy putting students in uncomfortable positions

FOREVA

4y

One time in school I was “cheating” on my girl with her best friend

She found out, but acted cool about it and just ended things with me

The next day I got to school and I noticed this big ass graffiti with my name on it in front of our class

This girl wrote my name across the hallway so that I would get in trouble for it

And I actually did

Teachers used to be on some f*** s*** tho

Who would be dumb enough to write their own name on the wall? That don’t even make sense

I had to go to the principal and spend the next two days painting the wall

And everyone in my class knew I was a cheater too

SHAQUILLE

4y

4th grade I was fat and my teacher heard me make a fat joke towards another kid and she was like “you shouldn’t be talking ur not so skinny yourself. “

The whole class burst out laughing, I saw everyone looking at me and laughing in slow motion on some movie s***.

ALPHABEAR

4y

Sound like to me that yo ass learned a lil lesson lmaooo

Before you get with someone, make sure they not crazy in they dumb ass head. I just straight up ask girls now like, “Oh, you grew up with both parents? Like mom & dad? Ok bool”.

FOREVA

4y

I definitely did lol haven’t cheated ever since

But it’s crazy to me how she was this good at lying at such a young age. We were only like 14 or some s***

ALPHABEAR

4y

LMAO nah bruh u good, cheating is fine (If you not married or have kids) - just don’t get caught or cheat on a crazy bih or WITH a crazy bih

RX Nigerian Pastor

4y

Yeah. Got beat up in front of half the school in high school.

Girl I wanted got smashed in a room right next to me while my niggas clowned me for it

Fell down at basketball tryouts

When I was in middle school some girls saw me and said “EWWW”

Got called a herb in front of my whole class by one of the more popular niggas and people started laughing

Teacher once called my project pathetic in front of the whole class

I got more than this, I took so many public L’s in middle and high school I’m basically desensitized

college so far ain’t really take any L’s tho outside of getting cheated on