Ok I'm not even a communist for one
For two you have a severe misunderstanding of what "the means of production" means
For three I'm 100% correct, the proletariat literally cannot afford to strike
Four I still barely understand wtf you're trying to say
Excuse me, I'm one of the worlds leading automated manufacturing researchers, I manufacture and sell the means of production to other companies now. Pretty sure I know what the means of production are, they're tools one can use to exchange M>C>M and/or produce commodities.
I bet you've never even seen a CNC mill in person, don't tell me I'm the one who doesn't understand the means of production. I built a factory in my bedroom off a minimum wage paycheck and you could too if you weren't so lazy.
Hell even a laptop can be considered the means of production if you're talkin digital art or software.