Accidentally Bronson

why the f*** didn’t you just empty the vacuum bag into the urn @op

kinda f***ed up ngl

like you would’ve been fine if u just kept the ashes

Some of yall legit sociopaths lol

A f***ing banger 9 pages in. What a classic thread

what a f***ing sentence

This just worst of both
She still mad
You still lied
She still talking to the vase thinking it’s her mom when it’s fireplace ashes

Take it to the grave. Tell no one.

Also why the F*** did you vacuum it up instead of trying to collect it in some other manner

Destroying a parent's ashes and saying it is not a big deal is insane man

My step-dad spread my mom's ashes in Aruba without telling me and I'll never forget that even if I forgave him. But my grandma on the other hand basically never talked to him again.

You guys are tripping f***ing balls or atheist beyond Ricky Gervais

Don't worry about it bro the ashes weren't her anyways

The reason God had to come back and create the 10 commandments I swear s*** like this is why you move cautiously with people

You should probably re-read OPs story. He’s the one that tipped over the urn, not his friends. They just happened to give s***ty advice on the fly in a heated situation while high. There’s no reason to cut ties with them for that

im jk nigga come on. op is crazy as a mf for even being in this situation

They are accessories to the cleanup and all the other stuff

If my friend did this I'd definitely tell him to stop before vacuuming let alone buying a replacement

Glad to know that this forum is filled with sociopaths that have no conscience like they have no agency

This isn't a split second decision after hitting a window playing baseball and running home and no one having accountability

This is crazy man idk how some posters feel alright and think they could treat this like a secret that will result in hours of destructive thoughts if you have even basic levels of decency

This really the plot of a slice of life sitcom, where at the end of the episode op tells his girl the truth, and she reveals to him it wasn't really her mother ashes in the urn

You're f***ed regardless. No one will take kindly to the news of how you handled it and if she tries to spread the ashes at some point....fireplace ashes look nothing like cremation ashes. Either you tell the truth or get caught later in an even worse predicament

Don't know what you were thinking discarding it like that. There's no valid excuse you can even give. Most people's first thought would be recovering the ashes somehow

Is it sociopathic to not cut off your friends because they were accessories in a mistake that you made? Are you okay? Is this satire?

For the record, I’ve been telling op to tell the truth the entire thread lol

Man do ya’ll actually believe this s***?

I opened the urn and filled it with ashes from the fireplace.

This really got 11 pages

Nah but it was a fun time

I'm not saying cut them off but I'd never trust them with important s*** if they did this, especially if they ask me to lie to her and even moreso if I know her too in any way and she's not just a new gf or something that I might never see again. I'd never be in the situation because I'm not a sperg

don't dunk on my spiritual beliefs p****

the spirit is in limbo until you set it free