Jordan Peterson got on d**** and suddenly men forgot how to clean themselves again.

Wash the balls in the sink was a running joke my Canadian boss at home depot used to love overusing back in the day whenever one of us had a date directly after our shift

It's better to just go straight water and a scrub because you don't want her to smell her own handsoap on your d***.
Take your pants all the way off too so you don't get water on em.

When you get that p**** cream on your shirt and pants

I'm talking about in the bathroom before hand idc what happens after

Bruf got diddler stick talking about ok nerd LMAOOO

shower invented

Be serious, everyone showers but when I've done this generally I'm meeting a girl back at her place after a night out. It's courtesy to check and correct yourself in these situations. Or if it's the other way around and they are at my place I'll either invite them to shower with me, or just hit the spots in my own bathroom beforehand.

The first person who knows what I’m talking about. I’m assuming the others have just never experienced real f***ing hours so they don’t understand.

Pants off is one I had to learn the hard way and I’m also anti hand soap because if she smells it she knows what you did. It’s all about nonchalant

Didnt realize till after i moved into this apt that i can't have my w****s showers here cause the countertop in front of the sink is too tall and like a foot long

You’re not really outside like that, that’s why

I think they're trolling, but yeah when I was single and going out a lot obviously I'd shower, cologne, body hair trim when necessary cause you never know. A quick check to make sure everything is good is natural.

Op do you climb on the sink? Or do you just hold water in your hands and pour it over your thing

OP just exposed that he's got an uncut cock

That cheese d*** of his ain't happening when you cut, the only thing musty down there might be your balls

op might be s***ting in the shower too

f***in dying

op putting the balls over the sink

This is like day 1 of middle school s***

dont want OP to get clowned. Yall mfs having unhygienic s***are f***ing disgusting. I once ate p**** that was smelly, and almost barfed, cant even imagine how women must feel sucking stinky willy

I’ve never had to do this and I don’t understand the necessity. If you shower and moisturize there shouldn’t be a smell or at least a distinct one that would draw someone away

disgusting practice

u moisturize your balls and cock?

I used to piss in Starbucks sinks