HURRY UP TWO

3w

Now if I give you the funk, you gon take it?

OnceAgain

3w

Wym w very active?

Cause that smell isnt normal, also when uncircumsized

Take a shower bro

zenirama

3w

We’ve all been there. S***time with a fine s*** or a huzz.

insertcoolnamehere

3w

Thats not what ppl are saying, what ppl are saying is

1. S***inevitably (unless it is PLANNED ahead of time like you and the other person said “oh its a go at 8 pm on Sunday”) will have a bit tinge of an “all day seasoning” to it. Unless you prefer to always f*** like immediately after a shower (which if you do props to you.) but all genitals after like a few hours will always have a bit of a scent/musk no Elon. Thats pheremones n shii

2. Just ask the person if they can use your bathroom real quick. I’ve let girls do it at my place if they asked. I’m never washing d*** in the sink cause you cant get everything done there. Cause if ya ween stink THAT bad, your other orifice stinks just as bad. Just get in shawty shower and kill 2 birds with a soapy stone and finally

3\. like a prophet known as Rory once said, “fresh out the shower p\*\*\*\* doesnt have much character.” (Now Theres a HUGE difference between “i wanna taste your day” and “uhhhh you smell bad”)

Ima leave #3 this right here for my fellow real niggas like @Valentine that know what im talking about

M To the Ozu

3w

I’m not asking to use the shower of a girl I just met 3 hours ago at 230 in the morning. I’m sorry. Come out with a towel on like “okay baby now I’m ready”. That’s more insane then splashing water on your tip, I’m sorry

Water Giver

3w

dawg crawling all over counters and half assing himself while making a mess everywhere and being awkward when he could just grow some balls with communicating that she will appreciate it

M To the Ozu

3w

Okay now we’re just writing fan fiction here

RASIE

3w

Damn i bet your d*** hole cut like its smirkin lookin like "sup ma?"

M To the Ozu

3w

I’m not asking to use the shower of a girl I just met 3 hours ago at 230 in the morning. I’m sorry. Come out with a towel on like “okay baby now I’m ready”. That’s more insane then splashing water on your tip, I’m sorry

insertcoolnamehere

3w

only one night standed once and never again so I cant relate to u man-whores

#havingstandardsgang

Water Giver

3w

takes 5mins in and out in a shower as she readies her own self

1996 BRL

3w

Once I found the club where all the models be, I never looked back

insertcoolnamehere

3w

nah bro. we just haven't lived unless we putting that hand soap on our d***

cause if there's one thing the hoes love to taste, is Mrs. Meyer's

Water Giver

3w

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ive done a few one night stands, dawg is trippin lol

n if he aint climbing on counters - u mean to tell me he out here splish splashing the water in the hands tryna throw it downwards and/or using a half ass dry rub sponge bath? my guy thats even worst then crawling on the counters b. n is playing a game of to see how lil you can wet ur pants/draws too as you throw/rub it down? or he just butt ass in there with a shirt on and socks splish splashing with hand cups of water??? 💀💀

nah @op a sicko blud n tryna get it off with the crew LMAO

insertcoolnamehere

3w

and like I said, if you gotta wash your winky, that means you gotta check out the back door too so how he getting THAT off?

1996 BRL

3w

Once I found the club where all the models be, I never looked back

Water Giver

3w

im glad im not a woman

Water Giver

3w

none of it makes a lick of damn sense if you in a place of living lmao

dawg scared to communicate so he splish splashing while f***ing ol'girls bathroom up spraying water AND RIPPED UP DAMP TOILET PAPER EVERYWHERE

insertcoolnamehere

3w

she going back in the bathroom wondering why her black soap look like a half eaten cookie