i’ll start:

making this thread

thinking about the time i decided to lock in and start going to the gym/waking up at 5am and my mom got freaked out bc I abruptly left the house and i had sleep mode on so i never saw her texts and then opened this when i was on the treadmill

-4 aura for that

When i entered this thread

Op is 14

Data collection thread

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Just. Like me

wait no

im old ass bones tho

Can’t lose what you never had

Damn we have prehistoric people on this site

No that’s sweet

Was busy making out with this girl, she asked if I had condoms and my response was "No, I don't. Why?"

I was out downtown with some friends when I seen my ex at the end of the sidewalk ahead. At this point I hadn’t seen in almost 2 years. Told myself to act cool and just walk by. As I walked past her I run into the hanging branches of a tree smh. It ain’t super embarassing or anything but definitely wasn’t as smooth as I wanted to be lol.

Met this girl at a party and we hit it off well to a point the guy she was dating at that time was having issues with it. Fast forward a month or so later we’re messaging/Facetiming regularly and planning on going on a date with two mutual friends. I get nervous and get absolutely trashed. All I remember was her leaving my spot and I fall down a flight of stairs & busted my ass. Haven’t spoken to her since

The moment I joined ktt

Yep!

Listening to Vultures 2

Every time i speak tbh

damn thats a good story

got sucker punched while talking to a lady bro is a real hater for that

Dude it was so bad, her just asking from the top of the stairs in a panic if im okay sealed the deal