I think i told this story here but ill tell it again.
5th grade, jerking was the cool thing to do where i was at and i was really passionate about it. this random nigga was talking hella s*** and was puttin smut on my name for weeks, so i told bro to meet up in the field for a jerking (dance) competition. We told the whole school that we gon wash him, got my crew together and practiced for like a week.
Most of the school stayed after class to watch. I didnt sweat it, i really lived this jerking s***. Doing pindrop chains around the field with an orange mohawk. I Practiced every day and had the whole look. In general, our crews swag was immaculate for the time.
This dude and his crew dressed like computer scientists, it was laughable. Never seen him dance before either. I was actually passionate about dancing so i thought this was gonna be light work.
I was wrong , competition started and we went first, we flopped hard. Niggas forgot the routine last minute. We all just ended up rejecting in a circle and doing random pin drops. A week of choreo down the drain. Crush laughing at me too. All bad.
To make matters worse, this random nigga and his crew were actually god tier dancers. They was jumping over niggas, doing craaazzyy footwork. and bro hit us with a back flip into a pin drop to end it all. I Couldnt believe it.
We literally got laughed off the field man. It was tragic. School wasnt the same, i hung it up, spent my days in shame and became kind of a recluse, reading books and listening to albums by myself. Loss was so bad, even my grandma knew and started picking me up from school early from time to time.
the kids today would say that i went into aura debt.
@Vox @p_p
I think i told this story here but ill tell it again.
5th grade, jerking was the cool thing to do where i was at and i was really passionate about it. this random nigga was talking hella s*** and was puttin smut on my name for weeks, so i told bro to meet up in the field for a jerking (dance) competition. We told the whole school that we gon wash him, got my crew together and practiced for like a week.
Most of the school stayed after class to watch. I didnt sweat it, i really lived this jerking s***. Doing pindrop chains around the field with an orange mohawk. I Practiced every day and had the whole look. In general, our crews swag was immaculate for the time.
This dude and his crew dressed like computer scientists, it was laughable. Never seen him dance before either. I was actually passionate about dancing so i thought this was gonna be light work.
I was wrong , competition started and we went first, we flopped hard. Niggas forgot the routine last minute. We all just ended up rejecting in a circle and doing random pin drops. A week of choreo down the drain. Crush laughing at me too. All bad.
To make matters worse, this random nigga and his crew were actually god tier dancers. They was jumping over niggas, doing craaazzyy footwork. and bro hit us with a back flip into a pin drop to end it all. I Couldnt believe it.
We literally got laughed off the field man. It was tragic. School wasnt the same, i hung it up, spent my days in shame and became kind of a recluse, reading books and listening to albums by myself. Loss was so bad, even my grandma knew and started picking me up from school early from time to time.
the kids today would say that i went into aura debt.
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Literally a generational L in retrospect it taught me a huge lesson though. And its just embarrassingly funny
I think i told this story here but ill tell it again.
5th grade, jerking was the cool thing to do where i was at and i was really passionate about it. this random nigga was talking hella s*** and was puttin smut on my name for weeks, so i told bro to meet up in the field for a jerking (dance) competition. We told the whole school that we gon wash him, got my crew together and practiced for like a week.
Most of the school stayed after class to watch. I didnt sweat it, i really lived this jerking s***. Doing pindrop chains around the field with an orange mohawk. I Practiced every day and had the whole look. In general, our crews swag was immaculate for the time.
This dude and his crew dressed like computer scientists, it was laughable. Never seen him dance before either. I was actually passionate about dancing so i thought this was gonna be light work.
I was wrong , competition started and we went first, we flopped hard. Niggas forgot the routine last minute. We all just ended up rejecting in a circle and doing random pin drops. A week of choreo down the drain. Crush laughing at me too. All bad.
To make matters worse, this random nigga and his crew were actually god tier dancers. They was jumping over niggas, doing craaazzyy footwork. and bro hit us with a back flip into a pin drop to end it all. I Couldnt believe it.
We literally got laughed off the field man. It was tragic. School wasnt the same, i hung it up, spent my days in shame and became kind of a recluse, reading books and listening to albums by myself. Loss was so bad, even my grandma knew and started picking me up from school early from time to time.
the kids today would say that i went into aura debt.
i would love to hear this story from the other guys perspective
i just know he was happy as f*** you challenged him to a dance battle
nigga probably waited for that moment his whole life
he prolly telling his grandchildren about ts
straight out a movie fam
While I was taking the bus. I heard a question from a girl next to me and I answered it. She was talking with a friend standing up next to her
thinking about the time i decided to lock in and start going to the gym/waking up at 5am and my mom got freaked out bc I abruptly left the house and i had sleep mode on so i never saw her texts and then opened this when i was on the treadmill
Nigga are you 12?
I was out downtown with some friends when I seen my ex at the end of the sidewalk ahead. At this point I hadn’t seen in almost 2 years. Told myself to act cool and just walk by. As I walked past her I run into the hanging branches of a tree smh. It ain’t super embarassing or anything but definitely wasn’t as smooth as I wanted to be lol.
She probably still talks about this s***
Met this girl at a party and we hit it off well to a point the guy she was dating at that time was having issues with it. Fast forward a month or so later we’re messaging/Facetiming regularly and planning on going on a date with two mutual friends. I get nervous and get absolutely trashed. All I remember was her leaving my spot and I fall down a flight of stairs & busted my ass. Haven’t spoken to her since
Nah the s*** faced dude who fell down the stairs is a crazy story to have on your jacket
I think i told this story here but ill tell it again.
5th grade, jerking was the cool thing to do where i was at and i was really passionate about it. this random nigga was talking hella s*** and was puttin smut on my name for weeks, so i told bro to meet up in the field for a jerking (dance) competition. We told the whole school that we gon wash him, got my crew together and practiced for like a week.
Most of the school stayed after class to watch. I didnt sweat it, i really lived this jerking s***. Doing pindrop chains around the field with an orange mohawk. I Practiced every day and had the whole look. In general, our crews swag was immaculate for the time.
This dude and his crew dressed like computer scientists, it was laughable. Never seen him dance before either. I was actually passionate about dancing so i thought this was gonna be light work.
I was wrong , competition started and we went first, we flopped hard. Niggas forgot the routine last minute. We all just ended up rejecting in a circle and doing random pin drops. A week of choreo down the drain. Crush laughing at me too. All bad.
To make matters worse, this random nigga and his crew were actually god tier dancers. They was jumping over niggas, doing craaazzyy footwork. and bro hit us with a back flip into a pin drop to end it all. I Couldnt believe it.
We literally got laughed off the field man. It was tragic. School wasnt the same, i hung it up, spent my days in shame and became kind of a recluse, reading books and listening to albums by myself. Loss was so bad, even my grandma knew and started picking me up from school early from time to time.
the kids today would say that i went into aura debt.
Nigga was passionate about jerking idk what happened but I’ve heard enough
I think i told this story here but ill tell it again.
5th grade, jerking was the cool thing to do where i was at and i was really passionate about it. this random nigga was talking hella s*** and was puttin smut on my name for weeks, so i told bro to meet up in the field for a jerking (dance) competition. We told the whole school that we gon wash him, got my crew together and practiced for like a week.
Most of the school stayed after class to watch. I didnt sweat it, i really lived this jerking s***. Doing pindrop chains around the field with an orange mohawk. I Practiced every day and had the whole look. In general, our crews swag was immaculate for the time.
This dude and his crew dressed like computer scientists, it was laughable. Never seen him dance before either. I was actually passionate about dancing so i thought this was gonna be light work.
I was wrong , competition started and we went first, we flopped hard. Niggas forgot the routine last minute. We all just ended up rejecting in a circle and doing random pin drops. A week of choreo down the drain. Crush laughing at me too. All bad.
To make matters worse, this random nigga and his crew were actually god tier dancers. They was jumping over niggas, doing craaazzyy footwork. and bro hit us with a back flip into a pin drop to end it all. I Couldnt believe it.
We literally got laughed off the field man. It was tragic. School wasnt the same, i hung it up, spent my days in shame and became kind of a recluse, reading books and listening to albums by myself. Loss was so bad, even my grandma knew and started picking me up from school early from time to time.
the kids today would say that i went into aura debt.
LMAOOOO
I think i told this story here but ill tell it again.
5th grade, jerking was the cool thing to do where i was at and i was really passionate about it. this random nigga was talking hella s*** and was puttin smut on my name for weeks, so i told bro to meet up in the field for a jerking (dance) competition. We told the whole school that we gon wash him, got my crew together and practiced for like a week.
Most of the school stayed after class to watch. I didnt sweat it, i really lived this jerking s***. Doing pindrop chains around the field with an orange mohawk. I Practiced every day and had the whole look. In general, our crews swag was immaculate for the time.
This dude and his crew dressed like computer scientists, it was laughable. Never seen him dance before either. I was actually passionate about dancing so i thought this was gonna be light work.
I was wrong , competition started and we went first, we flopped hard. Niggas forgot the routine last minute. We all just ended up rejecting in a circle and doing random pin drops. A week of choreo down the drain. Crush laughing at me too. All bad.
To make matters worse, this random nigga and his crew were actually god tier dancers. They was jumping over niggas, doing craaazzyy footwork. and bro hit us with a back flip into a pin drop to end it all. I Couldnt believe it.
We literally got laughed off the field man. It was tragic. School wasnt the same, i hung it up, spent my days in shame and became kind of a recluse, reading books and listening to albums by myself. Loss was so bad, even my grandma knew and started picking me up from school early from time to time.
the kids today would say that i went into aura debt.
Helluva story
I think i told this story here but ill tell it again.
5th grade, jerking was the cool thing to do where i was at and i was really passionate about it. this random nigga was talking hella s*** and was puttin smut on my name for weeks, so i told bro to meet up in the field for a jerking (dance) competition. We told the whole school that we gon wash him, got my crew together and practiced for like a week.
Most of the school stayed after class to watch. I didnt sweat it, i really lived this jerking s***. Doing pindrop chains around the field with an orange mohawk. I Practiced every day and had the whole look. In general, our crews swag was immaculate for the time.
This dude and his crew dressed like computer scientists, it was laughable. Never seen him dance before either. I was actually passionate about dancing so i thought this was gonna be light work.
I was wrong , competition started and we went first, we flopped hard. Niggas forgot the routine last minute. We all just ended up rejecting in a circle and doing random pin drops. A week of choreo down the drain. Crush laughing at me too. All bad.
To make matters worse, this random nigga and his crew were actually god tier dancers. They was jumping over niggas, doing craaazzyy footwork. and bro hit us with a back flip into a pin drop to end it all. I Couldnt believe it.
We literally got laughed off the field man. It was tragic. School wasnt the same, i hung it up, spent my days in shame and became kind of a recluse, reading books and listening to albums by myself. Loss was so bad, even my grandma knew and started picking me up from school early from time to time.
the kids today would say that i went into aura debt.
thanks for clarifying this was about dancing i thot it was going in a different direction entirely
I think i told this story here but ill tell it again.
5th grade, jerking was the cool thing to do where i was at and i was really passionate about it. this random nigga was talking hella s*** and was puttin smut on my name for weeks, so i told bro to meet up in the field for a jerking (dance) competition. We told the whole school that we gon wash him, got my crew together and practiced for like a week.
Most of the school stayed after class to watch. I didnt sweat it, i really lived this jerking s***. Doing pindrop chains around the field with an orange mohawk. I Practiced every day and had the whole look. In general, our crews swag was immaculate for the time.
This dude and his crew dressed like computer scientists, it was laughable. Never seen him dance before either. I was actually passionate about dancing so i thought this was gonna be light work.
I was wrong , competition started and we went first, we flopped hard. Niggas forgot the routine last minute. We all just ended up rejecting in a circle and doing random pin drops. A week of choreo down the drain. Crush laughing at me too. All bad.
To make matters worse, this random nigga and his crew were actually god tier dancers. They was jumping over niggas, doing craaazzyy footwork. and bro hit us with a back flip into a pin drop to end it all. I Couldnt believe it.
We literally got laughed off the field man. It was tragic. School wasnt the same, i hung it up, spent my days in shame and became kind of a recluse, reading books and listening to albums by myself. Loss was so bad, even my grandma knew and started picking me up from school early from time to time.
the kids today would say that i went into aura debt.
They turned you into a ktt poster bruh
I think i told this story here but ill tell it again.
5th grade, jerking was the cool thing to do where i was at and i was really passionate about it. this random nigga was talking hella s*** and was puttin smut on my name for weeks, so i told bro to meet up in the field for a jerking (dance) competition. We told the whole school that we gon wash him, got my crew together and practiced for like a week.
Most of the school stayed after class to watch. I didnt sweat it, i really lived this jerking s***. Doing pindrop chains around the field with an orange mohawk. I Practiced every day and had the whole look. In general, our crews swag was immaculate for the time.
This dude and his crew dressed like computer scientists, it was laughable. Never seen him dance before either. I was actually passionate about dancing so i thought this was gonna be light work.
I was wrong , competition started and we went first, we flopped hard. Niggas forgot the routine last minute. We all just ended up rejecting in a circle and doing random pin drops. A week of choreo down the drain. Crush laughing at me too. All bad.
To make matters worse, this random nigga and his crew were actually god tier dancers. They was jumping over niggas, doing craaazzyy footwork. and bro hit us with a back flip into a pin drop to end it all. I Couldnt believe it.
We literally got laughed off the field man. It was tragic. School wasnt the same, i hung it up, spent my days in shame and became kind of a recluse, reading books and listening to albums by myself. Loss was so bad, even my grandma knew and started picking me up from school early from time to time.
the kids today would say that i went into aura debt.
Man i've been on ktt for almost 10 years and this is honestly one of the best stories i've heard on here
thinking about the time i decided to lock in and start going to the gym/waking up at 5am and my mom got freaked out bc I abruptly left the house and i had sleep mode on so i never saw her texts and then opened this when i was on the treadmill
Started playing basketball my senior year, so I decided to invite this one shorty that was feeling me at the time to come see us play.
So as I'm warming up before the game everything goes by smoothly, i'm banking all my shots, I can even hear some of my friends yelling damn everytime I shoot a 3 pointer. Of course shorty is watching me in the stands.
Tip off starts and i'm on the bench, no big deal, but as the game progresses were getting demolished lol.
Coach subs me in, I go for a layup and get fouled. I proceed to airball both of my free throws in front of fine shyt and the ref almost gave me a technical for screaming "fuck" out loud after missing the second one got benched right after.
TLDR : Invited a girl to see me play basketball, only for her to see me airball 2 free throws and sit on the bench for the whole game
Was busy making out with this girl, she asked if I had condoms and my response was "No, I don't. Why?"
lmao yooo
I think i told this story here but ill tell it again.
5th grade, jerking was the cool thing to do where i was at and i was really passionate about it. this random nigga was talking hella s*** and was puttin smut on my name for weeks, so i told bro to meet up in the field for a jerking (dance) competition. We told the whole school that we gon wash him, got my crew together and practiced for like a week.
Most of the school stayed after class to watch. I didnt sweat it, i really lived this jerking s***. Doing pindrop chains around the field with an orange mohawk. I Practiced every day and had the whole look. In general, our crews swag was immaculate for the time.
This dude and his crew dressed like computer scientists, it was laughable. Never seen him dance before either. I was actually passionate about dancing so i thought this was gonna be light work.
I was wrong , competition started and we went first, we flopped hard. Niggas forgot the routine last minute. We all just ended up rejecting in a circle and doing random pin drops. A week of choreo down the drain. Crush laughing at me too. All bad.
To make matters worse, this random nigga and his crew were actually god tier dancers. They was jumping over niggas, doing craaazzyy footwork. and bro hit us with a back flip into a pin drop to end it all. I Couldnt believe it.
We literally got laughed off the field man. It was tragic. School wasnt the same, i hung it up, spent my days in shame and became kind of a recluse, reading books and listening to albums by myself. Loss was so bad, even my grandma knew and started picking me up from school early from time to time.
the kids today would say that i went into aura debt.
I think i told this story here but ill tell it again.
5th grade, jerking was the cool thing to do where i was at and i was really passionate about it. this random nigga was talking hella s*** and was puttin smut on my name for weeks, so i told bro to meet up in the field for a jerking (dance) competition. We told the whole school that we gon wash him, got my crew together and practiced for like a week.
Most of the school stayed after class to watch. I didnt sweat it, i really lived this jerking s***. Doing pindrop chains around the field with an orange mohawk. I Practiced every day and had the whole look. In general, our crews swag was immaculate for the time.
This dude and his crew dressed like computer scientists, it was laughable. Never seen him dance before either. I was actually passionate about dancing so i thought this was gonna be light work.
I was wrong , competition started and we went first, we flopped hard. Niggas forgot the routine last minute. We all just ended up rejecting in a circle and doing random pin drops. A week of choreo down the drain. Crush laughing at me too. All bad.
To make matters worse, this random nigga and his crew were actually god tier dancers. They was jumping over niggas, doing craaazzyy footwork. and bro hit us with a back flip into a pin drop to end it all. I Couldnt believe it.
We literally got laughed off the field man. It was tragic. School wasnt the same, i hung it up, spent my days in shame and became kind of a recluse, reading books and listening to albums by myself. Loss was so bad, even my grandma knew and started picking me up from school early from time to time.
the kids today would say that i went into aura debt.
😂