This one time I was hanging out with a girl in New Orleans I was pretty good friends with and had a conversation about what it’s like when looking back on old friends from high school. I got really carried away talking about losers from my high school and was like man I really don’t respect people who despite their opportunities in life end up basically not accomplishing anything and are post-college age but still living with parents and don’t have real jobs/etc. she was like “oh haha isn’t that kinda me though?” And I was just with an almost immediate reaction just deadpan like “uh yeah but you’re a woman”
Still think about that one regularly
This one time I was hanging out with a girl in New Orleans I was pretty good friends with and had a conversation about what it’s like when looking back on old friends from high school. I got really carried away talking about losers from my high school and was like man I really don’t respect people who despite their opportunities in life end up basically not accomplishing anything and are post-college age but still living with parents and don’t have real jobs/etc. she was like “oh haha isn’t that kinda me though?” And I was just with an almost immediate reaction just deadpan like “uh yeah but you’re a woman”
Still think about that one regularly
beast move ngl
Aura is fleeting, no one has it at all times
But to be honest I’ve lost and gained aura my entire life
I've intentionally placed all of them into a vault which re-opens at random times, but most consistently when I'm lying in bed alone with my thoughts. I cannot access them at this time, nor do I want to. Please understand.
This reads like a Nintendo CEO apologizing for a delay
When I was about 16 there was a girl in school who at 3 different occasions initiated contact/showed signs of interest and I was too young, naive and nervous to do anything about it, smh.
At one time, she just popped up outta nowhere when I was standing in the lunch line. There was plenty of space around for her and her friend and yet she stood herself right next to me, brushing her arm against mine while leaning her hips towards me, but I just froze and didn't do nothing about it.
Another day I was on the train on my way to school. Who do I see sitting there? That same girl (she apparently lived pretty close to me), and then outta nowhere she moved up out of her seat and sat on another seat that was free slightly across from me, then she pulled up a little mirror and started doing her make-up.
"She don't like you dawg that's just wishful thinking" Well then mr Grinch, how about this:
Another day, following the aforementioned events, I was in the computer room at school where there's lots of computers that we can use during breaks and such. I was at one of the computers there, and guess who shows up and sits right next to me - that same girl, and this time she actually initiated a conversation with me - and I think I answered 1 question and then I just froze up and pretended I didn't hear her next question cus I got shook and nervous, and after that, it was over. I stayed single that year.
Remaining aura points: 0
Sometimes you just wanna go back in time with your present mind because as a youngin' you lacked the confidence or experience or knowledge to do things the way you might've wanted.
Feel the last paragraph so much. Would do my whole life over if I could tbh
that time I was high af in public and stopped in front of a random shop and started bursting out laughing for no reason, after laughing my vision cleared and in the shop were 3 girls looking at me, one of them being a very good friend
once when I was waiting for pizza in a very crowded place (they were having pizza day for 2$ or some s***) and I leaned with my back on a door that apparently was a flip-flap door and proceeded to fall inside the other room while everyone was looking at me
when I spent an entire week drawing this portrait of my school crush but couldn't manage to tell her I had a crush on her when I gave her the drawing
Moment my "best" friend kept feeding me Molly at my home party
He then let his ugly toxic bf flirt with my gf right in front of me
Tbh it was a home party with like 5-6 guys and only one girl
That's a moment, I literally felt my aura and soul escape my body
thinking about the time i decided to lock in and start going to the gym/waking up at 5am and my mom got freaked out bc I abruptly left the house and i had sleep mode on so i never saw her texts and then opened this when i was on the treadmill
Dawg I’m crying
Was busy making out with this girl, she asked if I had condoms and my response was "No, I don't. Why?"
Man cmon
This one time I was hanging out with a girl in New Orleans I was pretty good friends with and had a conversation about what it’s like when looking back on old friends from high school. I got really carried away talking about losers from my high school and was like man I really don’t respect people who despite their opportunities in life end up basically not accomplishing anything and are post-college age but still living with parents and don’t have real jobs/etc. she was like “oh haha isn’t that kinda me though?” And I was just with an almost immediate reaction just deadpan like “uh yeah but you’re a woman”
Still think about that one regularly
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This one time I was hanging out with a girl in New Orleans I was pretty good friends with and had a conversation about what it’s like when looking back on old friends from high school. I got really carried away talking about losers from my high school and was like man I really don’t respect people who despite their opportunities in life end up basically not accomplishing anything and are post-college age but still living with parents and don’t have real jobs/etc. she was like “oh haha isn’t that kinda me though?” And I was just with an almost immediate reaction just deadpan like “uh yeah but you’re a woman”
Still think about that one regularly
😭😭😭
Finally about to crack and u whip out the most flaccid d*** of all time
I was at a Jersey Mike’s one time and I had to s*** so bad I damn near sprinted to the bathroom. After pushing out a log damn near the size of my forearm I realized there was no toilet paper left. I called the Jersey Mike’s and explained I was in their bathroom with no toilet paper. I hear a knock on the door so I waddle over to the door and open it. It’s not a Jersey Mike’s employee, it’s just a random dude looking at me with my pants at my ankles peeking over the door. I explained I needed toilet paper and he just goes “uhh ok?” And walked away