Hey gang, I hope you all had a great 4th of July, I did. Now my 5th of July? Not so much. As you all may be aware, I have a habit of sleep eating that started out during the pandemic. It was documented here.
ktt2.com/i-got-a-problem-32547134
been trying all types of things to resolve it including completely revamping my sleep system
ktt2.com/my-pillow-review-thread-get-better-sleep-itt-32552018

Long story short, I sleepwalk at night and eat. I can't control it, it just happens and the next day I have vague dream-like memories of it happening. Well I made that thread above because I was looking for answers, crying for help, and for some reasons the mods decided to lock it as if I'm sort of literal s***poster, meanwhile we leave threads open about erectile dysfunction(y'all really washed), ragebait(tip your servers y'all), and Elon's latest publicity stunt. This is my life I NEED ADVICE. Mods, instead of locking it, you should've just moved it to Politics. Because you upset me. You upset me.

Ok anyway ya so still, all these months laters, I'm still here destroying sheets, leaving random items in the refrigerator, but to no avail I am still packing on these extra calories. Well last night, I'm out here f***ing celebrating America lighting it up. Burgers, hot dogs, bag vape, you know this is what america's really about. And what better dessert to end the 4th with besides some s'mores? Maybe cherry pie, or a good apple pie, possibly even blueberry, and pecan depending on the holiday. But s'mores, I cooked browned those marshmallows on top of a graham cracker in the air fryer, slapped some hershey's on that toasted mellow, and made me a damned good american s'more. The air fryer made it sooooo easy. In fact, it was a little too easy.

So this morning, I woke up to shock. And horror. Mostly horror as the vague memories of the whirring of my air fryer going off in the dark. The smell of chocolate, marshmellow, and graham cracker in the air. My fingers, stuck together my a milky brown paste. My mustache covered in chocolate. And then as I turn over I saw it...

No...

Dawg lock your door at night

this is probably a mikasa body pillow thread but my mom does the same exact thing if youre being serious

you have to be in first page on a thread like this you simply have to

dawg

Cant be true.

yummy

Oh hell no

nigga f***ed up his body pillow's pH balance

Yall mfs different

im crying

Damn

I don’t wanna live on this planet anymore.

I am serious! It’s been going on for nearly a year now! Has she found any success stopping?

I shouted you out in my pillow thread and you never posted in it!

It’s not avyator

It's 10 in the morning man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

looks more like you s*** and c***all over mikasa