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  • Tadow 🥀
    Aug 5, 2022
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    Update the list @op

  • Aug 5, 2022
    Tadow

    Update the list @op

    Got you today

  • Aug 5, 2022
    Jbreezyondeck

    Will be updating the OP as time goes on, we shall begin with the genesis of course below. I would appreciate any contributions

    Then the list grows as we gain further insight

    • Fanboy at a 42 Dugg concert
    • Eat soup
    • Enjoy your pasta at a questionable level
    • Ordering stuff online
    • Be cold
    • Watch the game
    • Cry to a song
    • Taking selfies
    • Laughing at other men’s jokes
    • Out having fun (??)
    • Under 5’11
    • Posting Durk and India (this one is under review)
    • Enjoy flowers
    • Work in HR
    • Use a backup camera
    • Moan while receiving a b******
    • Drink lemonade
    • Sit next to each other in the movies
    • Have a birthday dinner
    • Wear jerseys to sporting events (????)
    • Blow on your food
    • Drink flavored coffee
    • Like movies
    • Suggestively eat bananas in public
    • Laugh more than once a day
    • Be anything other than the leader of their friend group
    • Drink tea
    • Back into a parking spot
    • Rock a wife beater with no tats

    OP updated….why women keep coming for our beverages

  • Aug 5, 2022
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    can’t eat fruit is that one on the list yet?

  • Aug 5, 2022
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    Experiment626

    can’t eat fruit is that one on the list yet?

    A man eating fruit?

    That sounds a little… fruity

  • Fantasy

    A man eating fruit?

    That sounds a little… fruity

    God forbid I want a strawberry

  • Aug 5, 2022
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    Saying ‘Hi!’

  • Aug 5, 2022
    venus

    Saying ‘Hi!’

    I’ve come to the conclusion Twitter isn’t real

  • Aug 5, 2022
    venus

    Saying ‘Hi!’

    Imagine if these women were men instead

    They would be andrew tate stans

  • 6isco 🦈
    Aug 11, 2022
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    heard we cant go to hospital anymore, we just suck it up

  • Aug 11, 2022
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  • Aug 11, 2022
    CurlyZ

    Men can’t go to grocery and buy food. This is non-negotiable.

    Ain’t no way I’m about to walk into a store and have the door automatically opened for me like I’m a damn lady. Pushing a little cart and around and looking at produce like “Oooo blueberries are in season!”

    And the audacity to walk out of there with a grocery bag. That ain’t a grocery bag. That’s a damn plastic purse.

    “Oooo blueberries are in season”

  • Aug 11, 2022
    6isco

    heard we cant go to hospital anymore, we just suck it up

    Oh hell nah. Ain’t no way I’m about to be taken to hospital just to have them take my clothes off and have me put a on a whole damn DRESS. OH. NO.

    Mfs really in there getting IVs put in them too. Dawg, let me understand how you about to put on a dress, lay down on a bed, and have another man penetrate you???? Could NEVER be me.

  • Aug 11, 2022
    venus

    Saying ‘Hi!’

    Look at Ben...being so gay and bold. Admirable.

  • PIMP 💿
    Aug 11, 2022
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    We really blew a 3-1 lead to females

  • Aug 11, 2022
    EchiPoet
    https://twitter.com/le_brutus/status/1557335896298594305

  • Aug 11, 2022
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    whoever made this list can suck my d***, imma be me, f*** being whatever society want us to be

  • Aug 11, 2022
    EchiPoet
    https://twitter.com/le_brutus/status/1557335896298594305

    revelations

  • 6isco 🦈
    Aug 11, 2022
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    EchiPoet
    https://twitter.com/le_brutus/status/1557335896298594305

    f*** I got a Urology appoutment this month, they told me come in with 32oz of water in me

  • Aug 11, 2022
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    6isco

    f*** I got a Urology appoutment this month, they told me come in with 32oz of water in me

    they gonna look at you like

  • 6isco 🦈
    Aug 11, 2022
    EchiPoet

    they gonna look at you like

  • Aug 11, 2022

    Drinking strawberry lemonade while i fanboy at the 42 dugg concert taking selfies at the same damn time

  • Aug 12, 2022

    Can’t wipe my face while eating
    Wipe my ass with toilet paper
    I have to air dry when I’m out the shower
    Swish toothpaste
    Shave with a machete
    Use paper plates cuz not allowed to clean

  • Aug 12, 2022
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    le epic poster xD

    Cannot stop thinking about this tweet. LMAO

  • Aug 12, 2022

    Alright, now I’m serious

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