Will be updating the OP as time goes on, we shall begin with the genesis of course below. I would appreciate any contributions
Then the list grows as we gain further insight
OP updated….why women keep coming for our beverages
can’t eat fruit is that one on the list yet?
A man eating fruit?
That sounds a little… fruity
heard we cant go to hospital anymore, we just suck it up
Men can’t go to grocery and buy food. This is non-negotiable.
Ain’t no way I’m about to walk into a store and have the door automatically opened for me like I’m a damn lady. Pushing a little cart and around and looking at produce like “Oooo blueberries are in season!”
And the audacity to walk out of there with a grocery bag. That ain’t a grocery bag. That’s a damn plastic purse.
“Oooo blueberries are in season”
heard we cant go to hospital anymore, we just suck it up
Oh hell nah. Ain’t no way I’m about to be taken to hospital just to have them take my clothes off and have me put a on a whole damn DRESS. OH. NO.
Mfs really in there getting IVs put in them too. Dawg, let me understand how you about to put on a dress, lay down on a bed, and have another man penetrate you???? Could NEVER be me.
We really blew a 3-1 lead to females
whoever made this list can suck my d***, imma be me, f*** being whatever society want us to be
f*** I got a Urology appoutment this month, they told me come in with 32oz of water in me
f*** I got a Urology appoutment this month, they told me come in with 32oz of water in me
they gonna look at you like
they gonna look at you like
Drinking strawberry lemonade while i fanboy at the 42 dugg concert taking selfies at the same damn time
Can’t wipe my face while eating
Wipe my ass with toilet paper
I have to air dry when I’m out the shower
Swish toothpaste
Shave with a machete
Use paper plates cuz not allowed to clean