typing like this is an automatic respect loss to be honest

ill drop the "hiii" idgaf

😭

thats fine its the specific "Hi!" into "As a ..." or "... here." thats NOT okay!

put creamer/sugar in your coffee

goto therapy

rt. very reddit behavior

crine how did i quote myself this was in reply to @ghosting

oh ya that annoying

I might do it sometimes for work s*** tho

Its a joke thread man lol

Now im serious

How To Hold A Beverage
Don’t:

Do:

Also acceptable:

i aian't holding my drink like that

U grippin on ur drink dawg? And put it to ur mouth??

They calling a father of 8 gay

2nd one looks like u holding it like u tryna measure something

tbh that s*** is corny tho

she’s right it’s a reddit action online

You can’t bite a banana you have to eat it with a knife. Here are the proper steps:

1 peel the banana and hold in one hand
2 grab a knife with free hand
3 cut a slice of banana and drop it into hand with knife
4 place banana slice into mouth (don’t let go of the knife, this will allow you to look masculine and keep your manhood intact just be careful not to cut your face)
5 if you don’t have a knife, tear pieces of the banana with hand but remember to always carry a knife or sword because we’re men

Measure what?! a 2x4 right?

The only things men are really allowed to enjoy without anyone giving them any s*** are drinking alcohol and having s***with women.

And even our list of alcohol we can drink is limited

Tbh drinking black coffee should also be on that list, like what else u taking raw?