I dunno I feel like 😏 is a good way to escalate flirtatious tension in the early stages

She right

plead guilty in court. imagine pleading for someone's mercy. imagine TAKING a deal

let the lawyer handle it!

Realest one I’ve seen tbh

@op

eat hot chips and lie

My stepdad was telling me how him and his friends used to roast each other for this when they were young. Basically asking for a to go box was a sign you were broke.

This list always getting longer might as well just add 'exist'

these women won’t let us just live a peaceful life

f*** that strawberry or pink lemonade is lit

Eating salad/bread sticks/biscuits to get full, then getting a to-go box for your entree.

asking to get picked up (car)

the (car) was optional tbh

Drink water after throwing up

I love being gay and not doing a bunch of this s***, like some of ya’ll gayer than me hahahahahhaha needing a beverage to wake up just get a boyfriend to wake you up

Men shouldn't be using emojis anyways imo. It's a feminine trait and will make a woman turned of

Stanning male celebrities that aren’t old enough to be your dad. You should be focusing on getting your bread up instead of gushing over a rapper or NBA player who looks down on you

One of my favorite tweets ever. Shorty kept going too lmao

You dont listen to the real niggas

wearing sandals

this is where i draw the line.