dont feel like reading the whole list but please tell me eating dessert is on there
I feel like after a certain age your clothes shouldn’t have graphics on it. That’s just me tho
dont feel like reading the whole list but please tell me eating dessert is on there
Unironically yes
where else are we supposed to go
Stanning male celebrities that aren’t old enough to be your dad. You should be focusing on getting your bread up instead of gushing over a rapper or NBA player who looks down on you
If only the rest of your threads had this energy
smart men don't want their battery life going out faster
I hate the internet more and more every time I look at twitter
When I saw this bumped I knew this would be the post
If we being honest bro, walking the sidewalk is wild feminine. Tf I look like taking a leisurely stroll down a sidewalk made by another man?
Whoever built that sidewalk might as well lay down some rose pedals and play some D’Angelo for me at that point.
It’s bad enough to have to drive down the street with my tires touching another man asphalt
I’m practically playing grab-ass(phalt) foreal. That’s why you gotta drive wild fast in a lifted vehicle to stay as far away and spend as little time as possible touching another man’s road.
lost it at grab ass(phalt)
We don’t got the 😏 emoji anymore pack it up
https://twitter.com/jasminericegirl/status/1624171204239323136I actually agree with this one