I work at a pizza place (wont say which) but almost every day this one customer or her husband calls in and claims something was wrong with their pizza. Its our policy to say ok no matter what but it has gotten out of hand with something like 7 free pizzas in a row. This time they said they are vegan but they only ordered a pepperoni pizza and they still ate it and they said it took them to the hospital lol.

what would yall do in this scenario

Delete your account

BIG PIZZA CONSPIRACY

make them a pizza worth complaining about

3/10

what company (asking for a friend)

I cant say 😔

Funny story but the whole pizza persona is the definition of doing too much lol

Appreciate the free pepperoni

next pizza u make for em at least violate every FDA rule

Ain't no pizza, get out

Woah. Amazing thread!

Was it this man OP?

Yea, at that point just stop serving them and tell your manager that they running up food costs.

EDIT: Have they ordered pizzas with dairy cheese before?

Hello, You've reached Arnold's pizza shop. i'm not here now, I'm out killing pepperoni.

If you want to reach me, or you want a pizza, i don't care cause I'm not here, can't you realize that idiot?! But, if you need a pizza sometime during the next few days, i could have it delivered to you, or maybe i will staple it to you.

I don't care what you want on it, every pizza comes with pepperoni and with 9mm bullets on it. If you don't like it, I don't care cause you'll receive one anyhow. The only difference is, maybe the 9mm bullets will be in the gun or maybe they'll be on your pizza.

If you don't f*** around, I'll give you good pizza.

if you do f*** around, I'll take a pepperoni and punch it through your head.

So, if you want mushrooms, shut up.

If you want broccoli, what the hell is broccoli anyway, shut up with the broccoli.

If you want something crazy like a pineapple, I'll kill you.

If you like pepperoni and bullets, you've come to the right place.

If not, youre an idiot and deserve to die.

So, leave a name, number, serial number, how tall you are, whether youre susceptible to any diseases. And if you are, I'll come over, maybe I'll give you a pizza, maybe I'll break off your arm.

So, get back to me, or I'll get back to you, or I'll crush you like the little piece of s*** you are. So, leave it now.

Maybe next time try actually making them the right pizza that they ordered smh

classic