Recently was talking to friends and found out this never happened to them and they didn't even know it was possible.
Depending on my diet I can go days without getting my a****** dirty when I poop and its been that way my whole life, I'm talking whipping and the paper is still white.
Have yall ever pooped without getting your a******s dirty?

Surprisingly one time i had a hemorrhoid and every log slid thru clean for that week or 2, crazy experience

they're called phantom wipes

I have them from time to time. Wash your ass though

I love that life sxn is just misc sxn pt. 2 at this point

If you’re doing this multiple times a day your colon is in top-tier shape

yep

misc has never had any pull on ktt2 fr

Ktt1 misc>>>

taking a s*** rn

this happens a lot to me but also not sometimes

my a****** definitely dirty rn

2016 misc was a movie

Follow my diet plan for just 99.99$ and you'll never have to whipe again!

i know op smell crazy

lmao this a funny sentence

when u wipe and theres blood>

sounds like a skill issue

Username checks out

you don't know ball.

Fiber

Don't let this distract you from the fact that OP can't spell 'wipe' or 'wiping'

F*** this site