That's actually the best way to do it because when you sit down your cheeks are spread so you can get some angles that you normally can't when standing up

Take opiates, become constipated, problem solved.

my booty hole looks like the alps right now. stupid hemorrhoids

they dont. you need to buy a cream.

i once didnt s*** for 5 days straight

was at this vacation park/camping, like during da lockdown, large packed area with all people from all different countries
and the toilets/showers were shared, like with over 1000 men

and am already not the biggest of like, public toilets
tbh we smoked alot too

but yeah what i did was sorta like mentally stop the feeling or urge to go s***

like never did i urgently need to go or anything, i admit i ate a lil more careful too, mainly fast food

but yeah that was like a huge ass victory cant cap
was proud, imagine sitting on a public toilet were 1000s of others have already sat

and i wasnt gonna catch no disease or corona, cause my buttcheeks kissed another mans cheeks imprent on da toilet seat

Nigga constipated as f***

Just buy wet toilet paper online

Buy flushable wet wipes and problem solved

they need to create toilet paper that doesnt turn ted after you wipe

You lot are wiping your ass in 2024? You aren’t serious poopers

Also op I would hate to sit on the same seat after you

that last paragraph is wild
I've been to 50k people 5+ days festivals, sharing the toilets with thousands of people and never gave a f***

U strong man idk it's the ocd in me, I never been a fan of public toilets its just f***ing nasty

Recently I been doin train toilets a lil more cause that diarrhea be knocking sometimes and I don't wanna be sweating like a pig ready for slaughter while I gotta calculate every damn breath and movement for I accidentally unlock the gates

Plus public toilets smell so badly too, like how can ya even s*** in peace knowing others are right next to u, I don't wanna suffocate these fools man soon niggas will be trampling all over each other trynna rush out the toilet to get a sniff of fresh air

Seeing this thread pop up on the home page is always nice

You gotta up your diet game if your s*** stinks that badly bro
Eat actuall food instead of the fast food, remove the sugars and sweets, put more veggies on your plate.
You already know this.

I use a suction tube

Eat bananas.
Y'all welcome

@op that’s not sunnah brother.
According to Sahih Hadith 'Aa'ishah reported that the Messenger of Allah (peace and blessings of Allah be upon him) said: “When any one of you goes and defecates, let him take with him three stones and cleanse himself with them, and that will be sufficient for him.”

Oh brother this guy is still at it

Tbh was years ago
Like now it either smells terrible or I barely am able to s***

Not gonna lie I barely eat throughout the day and smoke at night, might not be the healthiest diet indeed
And usually I eat my dinner around 11 at night lmfao

Yeah, someone with small hands would say something like that.

it's rare but when it happens it's awesome. portends a good day to come.

What's his deal?

Lots of non-bidet users itt very disappointing

I actually use both the bidet and the toilet paper
I take a piece of paper and wipe, if it's dirty i wash my ass. If it's white i just leave it at that.
Call me nasty or smelly or whatever idc