nah he'd be making bangers like Lynch, Marty and Beastwood

I'd actually like to see him do more French history tbh. I hope there's heavy expansion in the beginning with Robespierre, the Reign of Terror, the degradation of the Monarchy, etc.

It's such a goofy movie, I don't think it's great, but it's fun

Martin always had the workrate
Eastwood always had the workrate
Malick had the workrate (post hiatus)

Lynch hasn't made a film in forever.

Kubrick was slow and picky. You might have 2 more films from him (AI? Napoleon?). Hell he might've retired. Look at Todd Field, his progeny.

Scott is a director for hire more than any of those guys

just read a 5 novel series about Genghis and the Mongolian horde and man I wish they would turn it into a monster expensive tv show or film franchise. Would be a good way for Hollywood to piss off China cause they dont love his legacy.

an empire so big it stretched across the buddhist, muslim and christian words and they allowed freedom of faith for whatever region they conquered, usually slowly adapting it themselves over time

Yeah it does pretty much spend the entire movie with the undertone (often louder than that lol) that the guy just had dumb luck to achieve what he did, or had much more resources than he deserved

And if you needed that reinforced... the last scene with the death counts reinforces that heavily lol

I don't know if he just read how bad the Russian invasion went and wanted to clown the guy for his performance or what

Exactly the type of movie I want to see . S*** I would watch a movie about Tank Man in tianamen square or a horror about a photographer who had to photograph aftermath of Hiroshima

They're making one about Rustin, the civil rights leader who was a rabid Zionist and CIA asset. They focus on him being gay and MLK's friend tho

This movie made me wish for a Zedong, Hitler or Stalin movie in the same tone, but China would never allow a movie that made him seem even 25% as distasteful (and goofy) as Bonaparte did here

Lynch made an 18 hour movie (masterpiece) with The Return which makes up for alot of time off

if Malick can have a sudden late career surge like this then surely Kubrick could have. I been a fan long enough to remember when nobody could believe he actually had another flick up his sleeve with New World.

and yeah Ridley has one classic (American Gangster) and like 2 actual good films in the last 2 decades (Martian, Body of Lies)

He could've but nobody would bet on that lol

House of Gucci and Napoleon are both really funny. Idk how much contemporary wide release stuff you watch, but he is a cut above most of it.

they already made a Stalin movie for tv with Robert Duvall in stiff ass prosthetic makeup it wasnt too bad. Showed his early bandit days, s***ting the bed when Germany attacked, all the paranoia and conniving and bureaucracy.

Death of Stalin was pretty f***in funny too ngl. I could almost see them doing something in that tone for Hitler but Taika already did fkn Jojo Rabbit. Bruno Ganz already played as realistic a Hitler as anybody ever should.

Moa could probably have a funny film later in his life but the Chinese revolution, 30 year civil war, Japanese invasion and the Long March was pretty serious s***. Wouldn't make sense to make him look like a buffoon when he was executing some of the most successful gorilla tactics ever. also would be going too far to piss off china lol.

Last Duel sucked so im in no hurry to watch Gucci or this

Didn't watch. People liked that one so I assume it is something different.

Go watch Jesse Eisenberg's feature debut if you want to see an actual turd

Kubrick too perfectionist to make dogshit

Nah but fr I thought this too. Why TF they got drumline in the middle of a war

It’s already out on Netflix

Intimidate the enemy, embolden your troops and sometimes send signals during or before the battle

Imagine getting blasted by a cannon while you’re doing some kick ass drum solo in the middle of a war

This had no right to be as hard as it was

YOU THINK YOURE SO GREAT BECAUSE YOU HAVE BOATS!!!

top 5 funniest line of the year

Movie is front to back jokes besides the tedious battles

Feel like ill regret this but…
Anyone know where the new hd screener is streaming?

Didn’t know it was out