i lived with a guy for a year and only ever saw him 4 times

Psycho

OP get another place asap

first thing i thought when i saw this post lmaooo this s*** was insane

I’ve spoken to them about classes, movies, games, hobbies, restaurants, and other random stuff. Everyone they’ve in the kitchen I speak to them, it’s just the first thing they ask is when I’m leaving. I’m not sure how else to even bind with them because they’re always on their computers doing homework. I don’t want to just sit beside them and distract them.

Calling another name on the lease contract you both signed a stranger is wild. I had a roommate who always stayed in his room, and guess what we did, still threw parties and invited people over. It’s really not that awkward. People will either include themselves, wait to be asked, or request a volume/time limit, or nothing and stay in their room.

Tracking movements, asking when he’s leaving and making plans based around when he’s not there weirdo behavior

Confront them about the fact that this is also your space bro. You’re not some obedient pet you’re a human with feelings of your own

They sound like b**** ass niggas. Like for sure,

you might also be giving off an extremely awakward vibe

could also be a combo of both

Bro if somebody repeatedly peaked out to check if I’m gone like a 6 year old I’m asking them what their f***in deal is

I try to avoid being antisocial. Every time I see them I speak and carry on a conversation. It’s not like I’m avoiding them.

What else should I do to bond with them? They know all of my interests already.

This is what I’ve been thinking too 🤔

Next time I see them I’m going to offer to bring some soda or snacks or something. Just to see if they don’t want me there or think I’m not interested

defecate in a plastic bag - put that plastic bag somewhere to mess with your roomates:

1- Either in the room (not the best idea since you will be living there too)

2- Put the bag in the roomate's bagpack (if applicable)

3- Put in underneath the roomates car or stamp it inside of the grill/bumper of the car (The stink will drive them crazy)

4- if they have food (labeled food) in the fridge - put something in their food for example (sprinkle your feces - but make sure its not detectable, or add your c***in their food - its prolly the best option since c***will soon dissolve in the food and undetectable)

5- Slowly start getting rid of their things (start from small to large things - you can start by throwing away a single sock belonging to them and so on - not the best idea tho.

6- Buy a strong magnet (industrial level) - and if they have a computer/laptop - place the magnet over the place where the device has the hard disk installed and keep doing it - it will f*** up their data. (this may not work in electric drives)

Kinda makes sense, I mean ya don’t know each other like that.

Bro got the worst luck living with others

Someone telling me to leave my apartment that I pay for is wild.

Don't get emotional at all just tell them that ur staying for the weekend

If they get mad tell them it's too bad

when they ask if you’re leaving this weekend

How am I supposed to bond with them? I’ve tried everything atp

I’m just going to ask if they need me to bring anything to their party and overtly invite myself

i'm sorry but i'm crying

they f***ing hate you

either confront them about it (not hostile - just tell them you'd like to be involved in their activities) or move out ASAP when you get the chance bc they clearly dont fw you

Word but if they act like d***heads I'd consider finding new roommates

the landlord is the roomate