that being said i am achey as s*** but i still think it's dehydration

nah stomach flu + bad dehydration i think. my breathing and allat is fine besides my chest being a lil sore from some violent puking smh. i just gotta get my head on straight somehow without using caffeine and making it worse lol. maybe i'll finally get around to practicing meditation in a bit

appreciate the concern tho

shoutout my homies having cigs for breakfast lunch and dinner to keep the hunger pangs down

2018 was rough for me lol

i wonder how far you could get into the act of stealing the couch during a therapy session before they put hands on you

like do female therapists keep bear spray in the drawer lol

i was talking with a friend and was saying how i thought there should be easter eggs in the book of law, like if you use the defense of "we're in love" while on the stand for a pedo case, the judge gets to beat you to death with the gavel

or if you're on the witness stand and you're asked to point at someone and you use any finger other than your pointer, you immediately inherit all the crimes the defendant is on trial for

or the electric chair or some s***

and that lead my friend to go on a tangent about how f***ing sick it'd be to be the guy that flips the switch to the chair

i just came back to that, and if i was that guy, i think i'd just not be in the room when they strap them in, but they can clearly see the switch

and they can clearly see a vent open directly above it

like it's f***ing mission impossible

but the thing is i just don't even give a s*** about my job, it's like a side hustle to me, so i'm just doing laundry and s*** while some diddler is strapped in a chair s***ting himself a block over

i think it'd be very funny if my main hustle was as a pimp so i zipline down in like a velvet suit with a purple top hat looking like willy wonka on lean, flip the switch with my cane and turn a mf into fish fry and zipline back up as the crowd claps

it's just the people legally required to be there and my w****s in the crowd

and that's how that bit ends

actually no i gotta think of what my catch phrase would be

"betty white could still get it"

god okay perfect lock it up