Next time I’mma throw the bag at they ass and just drive away. Tip better next time you rich bums

finna try working til 2AM tonight to see what it’s like after i normally call it a night at 11

hope more s***s open than mcdonald’s, that drive thru line is legit 30 minutes a pop after midnight. cookout gotta get w the times and get on dd, id get so many orders for that s***

hotel orders got me feelin like dora the got dam explorer trying to find their room

mutual slump by dj shadow such a good f***ing song

normally like 6-11 a few nights a week. got some bills to pay next week so i’m doing extra this weekend tho

at the rate i’m earning never gonna have to stress about making bills after these ones tho

$21 before i even hit the hour mark good start to the night

instructions: don’t use drive thru

drive thru only thing open

it’s a lil more than a couple i’m usually at $80-100 a night but i’m tryna optimize my hours to get it up to $120

some of that is bc promotions tho. i normally get an extra $10 for doing 4 orders between 9-12, you get another $15 for doing 5 between 12-5a but i’ve never hit it

how does postmates compare anyone know? got approved for it the other day but ain’t do a delivery yet

o’charley’s curbside employee tells me “i always remember a cute doordasher” and winks

forgot to mention was a flamboyant black dude

not really. i tried just camping out certain places when waiting for orders(that aren’t on the hotspot map but i get orders from often), but i get the most orders just driving around while i’m waiting

but honestly the reason i get so many orders is just location; university of alabama has a ton of students either without cars or that can’t be f***ed to get the order themselves. i’m sure if/when school gets shut down i’ll make less

this b**** calls me back to say i left the order at the wrong dorm(left it at the one the app said), she says “well the app told you wrong i’m at the dorm right next to it”

like ho i’m getting another order just walk 100ft but i turn around since i was only like a minute out, put it at the dorm she said, i told her to wait out for me but no ones there so i leave it on a bench next to the door, which is what i did for the last dorm and sent a pic of it on the bench so she’d know

anyway i get about a minute into my zaxby’s dash again and she calls me again says “ion see it”, i tell her to look harder, hang up and block the number

d*** move but d*** customer

was on such a hot streak until this zaxbys order f***ers got a closed lobby so i’ve been in the drive thru 20 minutes, never would’ve accepted if i had known

update on this, get to the window and they tell me the orders been picked up already i call the customer to ask and she says she ain’t got s***, she was right by the zaxbys so i tell her to wait 5 minutes and if she doesn’t get it contact doordash. i contact doordash to tell them, they say they’ll pay me half what the original pay was for the order and don’t

bruh this b**** all the way out in the boonies

made $50 in under 3 hours and ever since then i’ve gone 3/3 for deliveries that were huge L’s

make that 4/4 L’s i’ve been in b dubs waiting for a solid half hour that s*** was supposed to be picked up 20 minutes ago