2.5 hours in and not even at $25. f*** the customers, f*** this app, f*** this life

aight this is easily the s***tiest dash i’ve ever done

i took a s***ty double order and one was ready immediately, been waiting for 15 minutes for the other one and can’t unassign it bc it doesn’t let you once you’ve confirmed the first

this s*** deadass makes me wanna do a gainer off the empire state

This a part-time/side job for you?

ehh, i’m also a PCA at our campus hospital but the pay there is such a joke that most of my bills get paid off this

yeah i woulda ate that s*** lol

doing a delivery for a dude named “crett”

the f*** kind of name is that

like he’s gotta be white right

he put “hand to customer” so guess we finna see

Rip

forgot to update lol yes he was white and yes i did give him s*** about being named crett

also i found out a lot about myself dashing while getting hit w some major withdrawals lol

f*** that tho we living clean and making green!

withdrawals from my crippling p*** addiction

withdrawals from quitting d**** lmao what you think

i mean take the meth part out and you aren’t wrong lol

alright yesterday was some bullshit but we bout to be back in this b**** bussin for a couple benjamins

didn’t realize i did a delivery to the f***ing moon

ngl think chipotle has made my “bullshit wait times that i’ll never accept an order from because of” list

ok yea it’s f*** chipotle for life

dd rly been hitting me w the no date, no vaseline one-two

tl;dr: i’m getting f***ed

5 hours and i’ve only done 2 orders over $6(they were both $7)

f*** this app