Lmao nah I was just lazy and thought I had more money in my bank

But f*** if I worked Friday too? Coulda made like $600 in the weekend

And I’ll typically do like a lunch shift, chill around 2-4 ish, then finish the night

Today tho I kinda went from 12-9 but I stopped by my moms to drop something off and chill for a lil bit

YDB a menace lmao

first weekday dash in months, i remember why i never do this s*** mon-thurs lol s*** drier than nun panties

double order

$7 total

I’m gonna get f***ed by these 2020 taxes

i just got an order from this chinese restaurant, i walk in and all the lights are off and no one’s inside why is that s*** unlocked

tf

Idc if it's one item I never mess with those, stick to the restaurants

deadass

never even considered accepting one of em, even if the tips weren’t s*** for it being a damn grocery run

Tried signing up they said we aren't accepting new dashers in your area. Should I try uber eats ?

deadass? just say you’re somewhere else. you can dash in bfe for all the app cares if you’re already registered

when you knock and they go “who is it?” b**** you boutta get raided? the f*** you think

b**** living with secret service talmbout showing ID

ok nvm this actually some skyscraper retirement home everyone is like eighty

least she tipped nice. wasn’t worth the hassle tho

over 600 this week so far