bruh if this stimmy hits before tax day i'd have my entire s*** paid and still have like 5 hunna for coke and hookers

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i'm thinking about joining doordash, i can't find any other jobs right now, should I do it? what's the pros what's the con or doordash?

got an order for someone named phoenix. hope they put hand to customer bc i’ve spent the past 5 minutes trying to figure out if that’s some white s*** to name your kid or if i’m just tripping

i mean say you have some s*** to pay tonight and are $20 short

just dash for an hour and you can have it in your pocket with instant pay

downside is we got some ops that will clown you if you ever post itt

accepted a mcdonald’s order for the first time in months

good to see the wait times are still as s***ty as the food

i submitted it lol, hopefully the wrong person doesn’t read it and i get kicked off

man haven’t ate in like 9 hours and these wings smell like they smack

Dont do it ull be a loser who makes 7$ an hour

nah how bout you tell ME why you keep giving me b**** orders

been thinking about how pointless showing you your decline rate and reasoning for declining before it lets you decline. like they know most people declining these orders are probably driving at the same time right? it’s not like they give a s*** for the reason you put either so what the f*** is the point

lmao accepted a CVS order and the only thing they had in stock from it was a $1.99 pack of gummies

she put hand to customer but i think i might just drop it off knock and dip bc i’d be pissed lol

might hit $700 this week

This minimum guarantee bonus is really interesting. Like how does the algorithm choose how much money you make?

I’d guess if you put that the store is busy/order isn’t ready they’ll just keep reassigning it normally until someone takes it, but if you put distance too far/order too small it tries to add money or stack the order to incentivize picking it up. Idk tho. It’s annoying that they ask either way.

huh, never thought about them using it like that i hit 1000 orders a couple weeks back and honestly i’ve had maybe 10 orders where the base pay was more than the standard. they were some s***ty ass orders though, at least half of them were to trailer parks out in bfe

that’s a cali thing right? i think @spacecwby mentioned it a while back

you’re guaranteed 15% above min wage so if you make less than that then it will automatically adjust to whatever that would be depending on how many hours you were actively dashing