on my last delivery of the day it just got dark and i’m walking to the guys house(parked on the side of the road), and some dude on a bike stops by my car

i was keeping track of him bc he was looking sus so when he stopped i just turned around like and we stared each other down for like 30 seconds. he rode off and i turn back to the house and the guy who ordered had watched the whole thing from the porch talking about “thought s*** was about to go down”

i was deadass getting ready to drop the pizza and rush his ass

ok its HOT rn 🥵

If it keeps going like this im definitely catchin a cool hunnid tonight

Clockin in

Walgreens order for $3 am I joke to you b****?

Ayooooo what the f***

i go to the school saban coaches u goof

it b like that

slow night for me tbh imma hit the streets again tomorrow

F*** y’all niggas and your good college football teams

it’s wasted on me lol. never went to a UA football game in my 4 years here(just got lit at tailgates and dipped) and the only UA games i’ve seen on TV were at national championship parties

if we had a good basketball team then i’d care but my sister went to the good ball school(texas tech)

Damn I forgot bro straws 🤦🏾‍♂️

if they don’t give me the straws i remember maybe 30% of the time. still got a 4.90 rating

like mfs really care? unless you’re at work just drink from the cup. straws lowkey sus anyway

sucking a long thin stick for nourishment

nah alabama student sections annoying as hell. if i go it’s for volleyball i’m not gonna deal with loud ass drunks to watch MEN

besides baseball ofc

Yea he ain’t say nothing but as I was driving back I looked down like oh s***