Art imitates life

“So what if the President smokes crack? You know who also smoked crack and was still great? DMX.”

LMFAO

that has to be a parody account

It’s not i just checked

“BerniesJohnson”

yeah I was just scrolling through his feed in awe, there's just no hope left

f*** you know what, If i was Biden, i would put myself in a plastic bubble and attend the debate. Trump is Just giving enough ammo for Biden to absolutely demolish him on the debate

Lol no wanna share the knowledge?

“Maybe if the biased, leftist, socialist fake media wasn’t hitting the President so hard, the President wouldn’t be hitting the pookie so hard.”

dam

reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/aasbg/iama_guy_who_just_got_out_of_jury_duty_using_the

I just need him to say smoking on trump pacc please for the culture

I was told by my 8th grade English teacher to be as overtly racist as possible to avoid jury duty

How did that work out for u

Dude just needs to end every statement with “inshallah”.

Nobody told you to use it in your posts

dude just dropped the hard r through the screen

Haven’t been called for jury duty yet but I doubt I’d try to get out of it so

what are u smackin about

idk if it works but during jury selection all you gotta do is talk about juror nullification (basically when someone is proven guilty with evidence, but you as a juror wont find them guilty because you dont agree with the law)

they'll probably dismiss you

in that case, maybe jury duty is what causing racism huh