I could literally teleport

Oh lmao, 9 is like the perfect number where it's a f*** ton for any non-alcoholic, but not an extreme amount to alcoholics. Wasn't sure what you meant

One night after I got fired I went to a bar on Meridian street in Indianapolis
I got so drunk I couldn’t speak straight was an awesome night

Black out drunk once and never again... guys... I was out with three girls. I guess some guy was hitting on one of the girls I was out with and didn't like what he was saying so I was nice about it and kind of pulled her away... I am a nice drunk even when I have no idea what is happening apparently lol.

Well.. This guy didn't take it too kindly. He started yelling at me and calling me gay and tried to fight me. Mind you I was out with three fine girls. I said I am out here with three hot girls and you're here with three dudes . I don't remember anything past this point.. Security was called and they kicked they guy out. They said I just tried to calm everything down so they let me stay. I then went through the Hard Rock Casino and had a great time. I even drove home which is scary. I only lived 5 minutes away but still.. Needless to say I never did s*** like that again and am embarrassed.

I am just sharing this story to tell you guys what not to do. Like imagine if I got into an accident. The girls I was with told me what happened the next day and were all laughing, but it scared me to death. I changed my ways. I was lucky. Last time that ever happened.

Got so drunk I got arrested 🥴

Look at at the guy in the middle of the courtside

Idk but I've been pretty drunk
Never blackout drunk though I can always remember everything

I was at Isaiah Rashad and blacked the F*** out I literally don’t remember a second after the opener finished but apparently I left my friends at the balcony and somehow got into the mosh

ended up f***ing my boy's girl and getting her pregnant. Destroyed a good friendship forever but thankfully she aint have the baby

Started drinking and drank more and sat in a hot tub for hours. 14 drinks in total that night. Not sure how i didn’t get hospitalized. Worst hangover of my entire life.

Worst thing was I called up my buddy and said “Dude we really weren’t that drunk, were we?” and the. realized I didn’t remember a single thing that happened the previous night.

i'm not sharing that story with y'all

for someone who drinks semi-regularly i really can't remember probably when i was a teen and puked over my new shoes or some s***

When I blacked out. The last thing I remember was trying to light up a cig I had in my mouth upside down (I don't even smoke)

I later found out that two girls in my class had taken care of me, and made sure I was safe.

In hindsight, I was afraid of what might have happened. And I never drank to that point again.

“Absolutely wankered” I love my fellow U.K. fam where you from mush?

Once I had to take a drunk girl (whom I barely knew) home. I was kind of f***ed up too, so first it was a problem finding the house. when I got there, she managed to give me vague directions and I was able to carry her to her room.

but the house was so big that I didn't know my way back afterwards. I remember opening dozens of random doors in vain (like, I went into her parents' room and it took me a while to process what I was seeing). I have no idea how long it took me to leave but it was a miracle I didn't wake anyone up.

like, i wonder what would have happened if her dad had woken up and seen a random guy standing in his room

Yeah when you find yourself blacking out I feel like thats the turning point in the hard drinking phase. I had a similar experience and now my main goal whenever going out drinking is to not black out lmaooo

Like I know apparently you are conscious when you blackout its just that you dont have the memory the next day yada yada, but nah its freaky af waking up and not knowing what you did

In my case it was bad because I spilled some beans about a prior relationship with random people....AVOID THAT S*** AT ALL COSTS

any more instances before a reasonable age like 16?

holy s*** this is wild f***ennn hell

so i would been 16 at the time when i went to house party. I had half a bottle of whisky, couple apple ciders & some Smirnoff pre mix drinks. Basically had all that and more in like 3 or 4 hours puked all of it out and passed out at corner and woke up in middle of the night

parents were not happy, but compared to some my friends stories this was pretty tame

more recently after the recent lockout laws were lifted me and my mates went clubbing and i hadn't drank in awhile and had lost bunch of weight

my tolerance was super low + my friends were doing shot rounds every 15 mins and my night was done before midnight nearly vomited all over the train back

Last time getting drunk or last time driving intoxicated

I've thrown up in my sleep 3 times off of getting so drunk

But I guess the worst was getting drunk while I was out alone and having no clue how I made it home. I woke up with the worst hangover with all the same clothes on. Shoes and all. I paid a co-worker to pick up my shift and take one of theirs.