Federal ass thread

S*** sad, granny passed last February and me and mom were going thru a bunch of old pics and found one of my “uncle” and the rest of the fam at some get together. Supposedly my granny had him at 16 and gave him up for adoption because she couldn’t afford to raise him/was the product of a one night stand. Mom said he was a nice man but she was afraid of him due to him being openly homosexual and dressing similar to a woman (this is in the 70s and black folks got a lot of s*** for being gay), she was in her early teens he was in his mid 20s when they met. None of his siblings gave him the time of day or believed him due to granny saying he was lying but he looks identical to her, my mom feels terrible about not showing him the love he deserved

Im secretly related to Ramses III but you didnt hear it from me

I have Caucasian in me. Slaveowner wife f***ed a slave and had a kid. Crazy.

One of my family members is serving a life sentence somehwere in NY.

F*** them psychos

One of my extended family members was arrested for selling live ammunition

My uncle smoked spice and ran away for a few years. That was wild

I have an older half brother from my dad’s previous marriage with the same name to boot

my bumass cousins a scammer and d*** addict

been arrested a few times and been in and outta jail, basically an open secret but no one talks about it

his parents need to beat his dumass for some of the ways he got caught up

My auntie is actually my cousin

Spicy

not really a secret but my moms family, like cousins, pretty much hates my guts because my grandmother treated them like s*** and she saw me as the prodigal child like its my fault
tried to overlook it and be cordial but f*** em

Some of these secrets

Dark ass thread

That’s f***ing nuts. Imagine if they just left the kid out to try. You wouldn’t even be here

My mom had a bf that almost choked her to death while I was out of town. This was a few years ago

yes, post some more

Did you stab him?

Was pretty set on setting his house on fire but he’s got kids and they are decent. Shame they’re being raised by that piece of s***

you probably don't wanna admit that