Mine would be do NOT cook candle wax and expired paint sticks in half a can on the stove element. You will have ringing ears as well as a massive headache and your RoomAte will think you are making crack

Prob common knowledge but having a good morning routine
Quite possibly the most important part of one’s day

do regular extended fasts for overall wellness

nothing matters

Everything matters

op tried to kill himself and his roommate

Somethings matter

Emotional maturity doesn't happen just because you get older. It's the result of a determined effort. Being a mature person is worth working for.

Do not over indulge yourself in caffeine and weed

not in the mood for a reality check rn

you’re right though

How much were you having dawg?

If youre cooking meat and make pasta together then cook the meat first and you put it to the side use the same pan to make the pastas sauce so you get the meat juices/char in that and then you put the meat in the sauce and the pasta in the it all together in the pan

Oh and if someone says a little bird told them something thats a lie.

maybe it's common knowledge but delete your sensitives data yourself before your delete an account on a website

Speaking of meat, let your s*** cook on medium to low heat for 3 minutes (always heat the meat from low then slowly increase) on each side until desired temperature for perfect roasting or pan frying 👍🏾 don’t break the 3 minutes lmao

What's your definition of an extended fast?

72hrs+

You did what

What's the longest you've ever fasted? And how often do you participate in extended fasts?

This this this. Coming across a middle aged manchild is a trip

74hr. I don't have a lot of experience with them, but I did one two weeks ago and am doing another right now. They just had such an impact on me that I think everyone should at least try for the one time and hit the 72hr mark before breaking it

S*** rolls downhill so get tf outta dodge.