bruh, maybe I'm just lucky for not being robbed.

youre not muslim because your benevolent ottoman overlords didnt mind your ancestors religion as long as they paid taxes

and you probably do have some turkish blood in you

It'll come with time

Nah bruh I'm too woke, s*** will never, my intuition always right when it comes to that.

Intuition won't save yyo when you staring at a kitchen knife

I won't let it get to that, Immediately when i see them close by i would make a run for it.

Not my story but an older guy at work told me how he worked in a nursing home and as he was walking by a room the old lady inside yelled “Hey, n-word!”

He stops like

Now she’s likes “Yeah, you! You’re a n-word aren’t you?”

Funny how these people forget their own names but never forget to be racist.

Lmao shut up, your people had to rape Greeks/Armenians just so they can make their ugly ass look a little nicer

I been called that a few times but I didn't expect it in the middle of the city lmao.

Took my ass right back home in Brooklyn.

huh we dont claim yall no matter how much turkish blood you got you’ll never be turkish

A lot of s*** lmao im from da country bra dese folks will dead lock they door an not give a F

Idk that racist s*** doesnt move me at all so i never remember.. prob some white kid touching my hair?

The white bois at school used to try to touch on the black dudes (cus they eanted to see our "bbcs" smh" in the locker room and one dude tried to touch me so i put the hands on em. The white kids didnt talk to me after that lol. All the black kids ended up moving to our own section we wasnt with that touchy weirdo s***

In high school I snuck into the classroom when the teacher was out real quick and some white kid started makes smelling noises real loud and said “y’all smell that, That’s dark skin nigga”

someone made fun of my accent when I was on a bus in Vancouver

I was at a friend’s house with the rest of his family and they were performing some music in the garage which was a cool vibe but it was definitely a little country for my taste but whatever. Anyways they’re taking song requests and someone said play “Take Me Home Country Roads”. It’s important to note here that I’m half Hispanic so I have a Hispanic name and his old ass grandfather dead ass looked at me and smiled and said “oh you should definitely know this one”. I don’t know what the f*** he meant by that but I definitely figured it was something racist as s*** and all I could think about was the episode of American Dad with the illegal Mexicans building the teddy bears bruh really had me perplexed

bro that’s actually very f***ing hilarious

Got bullied by an entire school of people (including the admin/teachers) for being jewish. Got my ass kicked on a bus by 15 different dudes. Only punishment was one of the kids had to write me an apology letter.

Ended up making national news

take me home is just one of the most popular county songs i think

Yeah facts but I guess just because he singled me out I felt some type of way like what you trynna say bruh

used 2 work at a fast food joint , white boomer was talking too quiet so i asked him 2 repeat himself , he then started speaking stereotypical broken spanish n asked me if i understand now

Consoomed

We were waiting outside the club and while we waited approximately 5 people mistook my friend for the bouncer and showed ID and s***, he doesnt have the body of a bouncer at all he’s just black

i have a lot of friends of colour, and one night my buddy and I were leaving a strip club, he drives a 150k+ car (he works for the dealership), now mind you he doesnt drink or do any d**** at all, as we are leaving the club, a guy in front of us obviously wasted stumbles to his car, gets in and drives away... we get into our car pull out of the parking lot and immediately get pulled over.. we werent even finished turning out of the parkng lot.

My buddy gave the officer all the paper work for his car, showed he was a dealer at the dealership, told her that he doesnt drink or do any d**** and was wondering why he was pulled over and not the obvious drunk guy who pulled over... and the answer was "random stop"

He told me when he is in big cities its never an issue, but anytime he comes home, or goes to small towns or cities cops always harass him because of how he looks and the car he drives.

I never once saw something like that ever happen in my life, i couldnt f***ing believe it. He made a joke to the cop saying "if you wanted to drive the car, I'd let you take it for a spin" and she kinda laughed awkwardly.. she really thought she was going to get some d*** dealer or something