MP like an hour or two out from the Mozambican and Eswatini borders

Also this other time I coming from hanging out with one of my friends and there was this homeless guy hanging around in our neighborhood and one of my neighbors asked me if that was my dad downright knowing he was homeless, knowing that I lived in the neighborhood having met my dad multiple times, I REPLIED IM NOT SURE HE IS PROBABLY YOURS.

If you in JHB or CPT and you want to link lmk.

Depending on how things go I'll be in either JHB or PTA, come year end.

You will be attending uni?

Nah just living, ain't no one trying to spend their youth in a small town.

Move to Pta, JHB highkey overrated trash but all my friends are there

All my friends in JHB as well with a few in PTA that's why it has to be one of the two, probably had to be PTA, since I'm not trying to be a victim of xenophobic attacks even s*** starts over for simply not being Zulu or Sotho

PTA more laid back and safe jhb crime be on another tier

PTA being safe

I have family there it is, atleast in the suburbs

When I got mugged on PTA it was basically on the burbs, just next to Loftus, s*** ain't safe.

Lol then you weren't taught robber etiquette, there's ways to prevent that s***. Never allow contact because that's all they need to rob you always the same etiquette follows in Durban

Only reason they got me was because they pulled a knife on me, second time around they got blows, wasn't in the mood for getting my s*** snatched

Wait are you talking about pickpockets?

How did they get to you, did you allow them to get close to you because if you did then it been over. Don't allow no contact, dont speak to no one you don't know, don't walk close to nobody, don't use your phone in isolated areas, don't look lost, stay woke.

Yeah, also these robbers. They always looking for windows of opportunity so you have to prevent that but jhb etiquette is completely different.

Saw them from a mile away it was midnight, why would I let myself get robbed on broad daylight

It can't be in the burbs then because in pta there's always security patrolling the burbs at night.

I asked a lady for directions in the middle of Manhattan because my phone died and she said she doesn't speak to n*gger b****es.

She was like 80 years old at worst so I just walked away.

Old ladies from new York are terrible,

Are you calling me a liar

This happened to me just outside Loftus, by the Affies meisies. These are facts

Maybe it just bad luck

Happened twice in more or less the same area, hell they gave me a tour of Sunnyside, didn't even have the decency to take me to Esselin Street.