You step outside to fart?
bruh i remember my parents used to make me go to the toilet to fart when i was younger
Lowkey enjoyed the succulent odors emitting from her lush round booty
As the days past, I done smelt the afternotes of the entire South Chinese cuisine through the air that she had previously cooked and now digested. A woman who took care of all 5 senses.
You a sick mf brah
I know the coochie had to be A1
Was pretty good ngl but she didn’t have any experience outside of me before so I had to teach her the ropes
only time i ever brought up eating booty seriously she responded with “okay but i get to do it too” was like nah i’m chill and never regretted it lol
more power to you though. ain’t no kink shaming on these streets
Aye man it ain’t a bad experience, definitely shoulda tried it out once to see if it was for you
probably this girl who was doing love spells on me and putting her period blood in my food without my knowledge. It's more common than you'd think. S***was amazing though. Broke up with her when i found out. The crazy thing is i see her in my dreams years later trying to come into my house but i never let her in. Cant trust spiritual hoes
NIGGA WHAT
Lowkey enjoyed the succulent odors emitting from her lush round booty
As the days past, I done smelt the afternotes of the entire South Chinese cuisine through the air that she had previously cooked and now digested. A woman who took care of all 5 senses.
Also one time made out with this girl after she gave me head and she still had the nut in her mouth. I was so in the moment i didnt stop so i tasted my....
salty?
The weirdest thing my girl has done is be real as f***, i didnt know they still made em like that love her
how she keep it real?
My first gf would never cum. Honestly I thought that was normal af, but I never had an issue making girls c***after her so her p**** was just broken tbh.
But yeah so one time I'm going down on her, and she says that she feels like she's about to squirt. I'm kinda hype for her so I keep going but she ended up peeing in my f***ing mouth
F***KK
f***ed her in a park while she was on her period with other people approaching then made her buy her plan B. idk if i bust tho gotta be safe
ive spit in girls mouths
mouth is cool with me. and we'd do that often. but she wanted me to spit on her face which threw me off.
probably this girl who was doing love spells on me and putting her period blood in my food without my knowledge. It's more common than you'd think. S***was amazing though. Broke up with her when i found out. The crazy thing is i see her in my dreams years later trying to come into my house but i never let her in. Cant trust spiritual hoes
this dude too f***ing funny lmfao
mouth is cool with me. and we'd do that often. but she wanted me to spit on her face which threw me off.
we talking cheek or forehead
how she keep it real?
Well most people have all these complaints about relationships or how certain people act or go about things
My relationship is like the last thing for me to worry about. She always got my back and we rarely argue about stuff. Lots of respect and love for each other. We just a match made in heaven
we talking cheek or forehead
like all over her face man could see my spittle dangling from her eyelashes and running down the sides of her face
Well most people have all these complaints about relationships or how certain people act or go about things
My relationship is like the last thing for me to worry about. She always got my back and we rarely argue about stuff. Lots of respect and love for each other. We just a match made in heaven
incredible
like all over her face man could see my spittle dangling from her eyelashes and running down the sides of her face
f*** that is so different lmaoo. u poor dude
She crazy dawg. My girl checks my phone while i sleep. I wake up all my apps open and deep in my messages. B**** crazy.
leave. been there. b**** would look through group chats and just find things to be mad about. strict no go through phones rule in all relationships since. if i catch you doing it you might get a couple warnings but I'll cut you quick.
Another girl I dated for about two years was a demon. She always wanted to hook up in public areas, parks, fields, trees, etc. one time she tried topping me (no action was happening before this) while the kid we were babysitting together was asleep in the same room. She also shaved my initials in her pubes. Her s***drive was on 100, which was less fun than you’d expect, constantly had to dip from functions or miss out seeing the homies for her
what’s her number b
We got into a full blown competition of farting on each other's faces. She'd say she dropped something, would have me bend over to get it and then let one rip in my face while I was down there. I'd do similar things. This went on for the course of the entire relationship. I have both been farted on and have farted on her countless times. Good times were had.
MAN WHAT