Jbreezyondeck

3y

Alright this was a few years ago so my memory is a little hazy but literally the craziest night of my life so anyways

There is this chick who I knew from a local school back in the day and she added me on Facebook. We were exchanging messages and whatever and I was pretty much just trying to make it clear I wanted to hook up. She sounded interested but wasn’t really being clear on the plan, so I gave her my address and told her if she wanted to chill just to tell me and pull up.

So I don’t think she’s pulling up so I just go about my business until she calls me and tells me she’s on her way to my crib but she has her f***ing son with her. I’m like wtf. I tell her to not worry about it but she’s insisting that they come over. I’m newly into my own place for my first time so I don’t have experience with s*** like that, but I figure whatever at this point just put the dude to bed and I’m gonna pipe his mom and hopefully they’ll be gone.

They both pull up. He puts on some Netflix s*** and I’m like bet it’s all over now I’m about to pipe this girl down. She goes in my bathroom for what seems like forever and I go knock and see what’s up like I’m legit concerned because I’m hearing noises and s*** and she’s not answering. I literally contemplate busting the door down but she opens it and she’s on the floor like completely f***ed up. Come to find out she had this huge problem with d**** (I should’ve saw the signs) and took what I’m assuming was a s*** load of X**** because she turned into a zombie. I’m like yo what in the f*** am I going to do right now like I got this chick here f***ed up with her kid. I’m trying to talk to her but she’s literally incoherent and can’t do anything on her own.

I finally get her to the point where I’m like you need to call your mom or some s*** and go home like you’re not right at this point I’m not even worrying about box I just legit want her out, but the kid is here so I can’t just kick her out the house because what is he supposed to do. She eventually passes out in my bed and I’m literally shook. There’s a lot more details that I’m forgetting but whatever.

The story gets truly sad here though. She finally wakes up at like 4:30 in the morning and I’m like you’re going home I’m taking you idc. She wakes her son up and she’s trying to put his shoes on but she’s so f***ed up that she literally cannot put his shoes on. I’m literally watching this girl who is supposed to be this kid’s mom just completely failing at the most basic elements of it and the kid is visibly upset about the whole situation. S*** honestly made me want to call CPS on her like I literally contemplated it.

I finally take her to her mom’s house which is like ironically really nice because everything about the girl would seem like she comes a bad background but that’s not the case whatsoever. I block her and never talk to her again. She unfortunately actually passed away a year or two after from d*** use. Honestly just something I’ll never forget though unfortunately.

BIGGWAVE

3y

girls be freakier than we give em credit for

Nuja

3y

When she started cheating she checked my ktt 2 profile for evidence of me doing something to justify it and her reach was when my profile used to say “Yes this is the jennette stan from ktt 1”

Jbreezyondeck

3y

Alright this was a few years ago so my memory is a little hazy but literally the craziest night of my life so anyways

There is this chick who I knew from a local school back in the day and she added me on Facebook. We were exchanging messages and whatever and I was pretty much just trying to make it clear I wanted to hook up. She sounded interested but wasn’t really being clear on the plan, so I gave her my address and told her if she wanted to chill just to tell me and pull up.

So I don’t think she’s pulling up so I just go about my business until she calls me and tells me she’s on her way to my crib but she has her f***ing son with her. I’m like wtf. I tell her to not worry about it but she’s insisting that they come over. I’m newly into my own place for my first time so I don’t have experience with s*** like that, but I figure whatever at this point just put the dude to bed and I’m gonna pipe his mom and hopefully they’ll be gone.

They both pull up. He puts on some Netflix s*** and I’m like bet it’s all over now I’m about to pipe this girl down. She goes in my bathroom for what seems like forever and I go knock and see what’s up like I’m legit concerned because I’m hearing noises and s*** and she’s not answering. I literally contemplate busting the door down but she opens it and she’s on the floor like completely f***ed up. Come to find out she had this huge problem with d**** (I should’ve saw the signs) and took what I’m assuming was a s*** load of X**** because she turned into a zombie. I’m like yo what in the f*** am I going to do right now like I got this chick here f***ed up with her kid. I’m trying to talk to her but she’s literally incoherent and can’t do anything on her own.

I finally get her to the point where I’m like you need to call your mom or some s*** and go home like you’re not right at this point I’m not even worrying about box I just legit want her out, but the kid is here so I can’t just kick her out the house because what is he supposed to do. She eventually passes out in my bed and I’m literally shook. There’s a lot more details that I’m forgetting but whatever.

The story gets truly sad here though. She finally wakes up at like 4:30 in the morning and I’m like you’re going home I’m taking you idc. She wakes her son up and she’s trying to put his shoes on but she’s so f***ed up that she literally cannot put his shoes on. I’m literally watching this girl who is supposed to be this kid’s mom just completely failing at the most basic elements of it and the kid is visibly upset about the whole situation. S*** honestly made me want to call CPS on her like I literally contemplated it.

I finally take her to her mom’s house which is like ironically really nice because everything about the girl would seem like she comes a bad background but that’s not the case whatsoever. I block her and never talk to her again. She unfortunately actually passed away a year or two after from d*** use. Honestly just something I’ll never forget though unfortunately.

Jbreezyondeck

3y

Alright this was a few years ago so my memory is a little hazy but literally the craziest night of my life so anyways

There is this chick who I knew from a local school back in the day and she added me on Facebook. We were exchanging messages and whatever and I was pretty much just trying to make it clear I wanted to hook up. She sounded interested but wasn’t really being clear on the plan, so I gave her my address and told her if she wanted to chill just to tell me and pull up.

So I don’t think she’s pulling up so I just go about my business until she calls me and tells me she’s on her way to my crib but she has her f***ing son with her. I’m like wtf. I tell her to not worry about it but she’s insisting that they come over. I’m newly into my own place for my first time so I don’t have experience with s*** like that, but I figure whatever at this point just put the dude to bed and I’m gonna pipe his mom and hopefully they’ll be gone.

They both pull up. He puts on some Netflix s*** and I’m like bet it’s all over now I’m about to pipe this girl down. She goes in my bathroom for what seems like forever and I go knock and see what’s up like I’m legit concerned because I’m hearing noises and s*** and she’s not answering. I literally contemplate busting the door down but she opens it and she’s on the floor like completely f***ed up. Come to find out she had this huge problem with d**** (I should’ve saw the signs) and took what I’m assuming was a s*** load of X**** because she turned into a zombie. I’m like yo what in the f*** am I going to do right now like I got this chick here f***ed up with her kid. I’m trying to talk to her but she’s literally incoherent and can’t do anything on her own.

I finally get her to the point where I’m like you need to call your mom or some s*** and go home like you’re not right at this point I’m not even worrying about box I just legit want her out, but the kid is here so I can’t just kick her out the house because what is he supposed to do. She eventually passes out in my bed and I’m literally shook. There’s a lot more details that I’m forgetting but whatever.

The story gets truly sad here though. She finally wakes up at like 4:30 in the morning and I’m like you’re going home I’m taking you idc. She wakes her son up and she’s trying to put his shoes on but she’s so f***ed up that she literally cannot put his shoes on. I’m literally watching this girl who is supposed to be this kid’s mom just completely failing at the most basic elements of it and the kid is visibly upset about the whole situation. S*** honestly made me want to call CPS on her like I literally contemplated it.

I finally take her to her mom’s house which is like ironically really nice because everything about the girl would seem like she comes a bad background but that’s not the case whatsoever. I block her and never talk to her again. She unfortunately actually passed away a year or two after from d*** use. Honestly just something I’ll never forget though unfortunately.

Jbreezyondeck

3y

Alright this was a few years ago so my memory is a little hazy but literally the craziest night of my life so anyways

There is this chick who I knew from a local school back in the day and she added me on Facebook. We were exchanging messages and whatever and I was pretty much just trying to make it clear I wanted to hook up. She sounded interested but wasn’t really being clear on the plan, so I gave her my address and told her if she wanted to chill just to tell me and pull up.

So I don’t think she’s pulling up so I just go about my business until she calls me and tells me she’s on her way to my crib but she has her f***ing son with her. I’m like wtf. I tell her to not worry about it but she’s insisting that they come over. I’m newly into my own place for my first time so I don’t have experience with s*** like that, but I figure whatever at this point just put the dude to bed and I’m gonna pipe his mom and hopefully they’ll be gone.

They both pull up. He puts on some Netflix s*** and I’m like bet it’s all over now I’m about to pipe this girl down. She goes in my bathroom for what seems like forever and I go knock and see what’s up like I’m legit concerned because I’m hearing noises and s*** and she’s not answering. I literally contemplate busting the door down but she opens it and she’s on the floor like completely f***ed up. Come to find out she had this huge problem with d**** (I should’ve saw the signs) and took what I’m assuming was a s*** load of X**** because she turned into a zombie. I’m like yo what in the f*** am I going to do right now like I got this chick here f***ed up with her kid. I’m trying to talk to her but she’s literally incoherent and can’t do anything on her own.

I finally get her to the point where I’m like you need to call your mom or some s*** and go home like you’re not right at this point I’m not even worrying about box I just legit want her out, but the kid is here so I can’t just kick her out the house because what is he supposed to do. She eventually passes out in my bed and I’m literally shook. There’s a lot more details that I’m forgetting but whatever.

The story gets truly sad here though. She finally wakes up at like 4:30 in the morning and I’m like you’re going home I’m taking you idc. She wakes her son up and she’s trying to put his shoes on but she’s so f***ed up that she literally cannot put his shoes on. I’m literally watching this girl who is supposed to be this kid’s mom just completely failing at the most basic elements of it and the kid is visibly upset about the whole situation. S*** honestly made me want to call CPS on her like I literally contemplated it.

I finally take her to her mom’s house which is like ironically really nice because everything about the girl would seem like she comes a bad background but that’s not the case whatsoever. I block her and never talk to her again. She unfortunately actually passed away a year or two after from d*** use. Honestly just something I’ll never forget though unfortunately.

coolguy12

3y

probably this girl who was doing love spells on me and putting her period blood in my food without my knowledge. It's more common than you'd think. S***was amazing though. Broke up with her when i found out. The crazy thing is i see her in my dreams years later trying to come into my house but i never let her in. Cant trust spiritual hoes

good boy

3y

based on this thread, y’all are some vanilla mfs and your shorties are disappointed

Nozuka

3y

“It’s more common than you’d think”

MF HUH?