MrMudManMood

3y

Go off

blonded

3y

was in a lil thing with a vietnamese girl and she called herself a white man's w**** completely unprovoked by me

felt a little unsettling personally

JohnnyFive

3y

When she's on the rag, never let her fry the Ragu - DOOM

Cody

3y

Need

Yung Dagger D

3y

Asian girls who date white men are like that. Not saying all but 9/10 of them are like that. It's so f***ing terrible. Shoutout to my asian brothers out there I know this s*** hard for yall dealing with these white worshippers

Jbreezyondeck

3y

Alright this was a few years ago so my memory is a little hazy but literally the craziest night of my life so anyways

There is this chick who I knew from a local school back in the day and she added me on Facebook. We were exchanging messages and whatever and I was pretty much just trying to make it clear I wanted to hook up. She sounded interested but wasn’t really being clear on the plan, so I gave her my address and told her if she wanted to chill just to tell me and pull up.

So I don’t think she’s pulling up so I just go about my business until she calls me and tells me she’s on her way to my crib but she has her f***ing son with her. I’m like wtf. I tell her to not worry about it but she’s insisting that they come over. I’m newly into my own place for my first time so I don’t have experience with s*** like that, but I figure whatever at this point just put the dude to bed and I’m gonna pipe his mom and hopefully they’ll be gone.

They both pull up. He puts on some Netflix s*** and I’m like bet it’s all over now I’m about to pipe this girl down. She goes in my bathroom for what seems like forever and I go knock and see what’s up like I’m legit concerned because I’m hearing noises and s*** and she’s not answering. I literally contemplate busting the door down but she opens it and she’s on the floor like completely f***ed up. Come to find out she had this huge problem with d**** (I should’ve saw the signs) and took what I’m assuming was a s*** load of X**** because she turned into a zombie. I’m like yo what in the f*** am I going to do right now like I got this chick here f***ed up with her kid. I’m trying to talk to her but she’s literally incoherent and can’t do anything on her own.

I finally get her to the point where I’m like you need to call your mom or some s*** and go home like you’re not right at this point I’m not even worrying about box I just legit want her out, but the kid is here so I can’t just kick her out the house because what is he supposed to do. She eventually passes out in my bed and I’m literally shook. There’s a lot more details that I’m forgetting but whatever.

The story gets truly sad here though. She finally wakes up at like 4:30 in the morning and I’m like you’re going home I’m taking you idc. She wakes her son up and she’s trying to put his shoes on but she’s so f***ed up that she literally cannot put his shoes on. I’m literally watching this girl who is supposed to be this kid’s mom just completely failing at the most basic elements of it and the kid is visibly upset about the whole situation. S*** honestly made me want to call CPS on her like I literally contemplated it.

I finally take her to her mom’s house which is like ironically really nice because everything about the girl would seem like she comes a bad background but that’s not the case whatsoever. I block her and never talk to her again. She unfortunately actually passed away a year or two after from d*** use. Honestly just something I’ll never forget though unfortunately.

blonded

3y

was in a lil thing with a vietnamese girl and she called herself a white man's w**** completely unprovoked by me

felt a little unsettling personally

Jbreezyondeck

3y

Alright this was a few years ago so my memory is a little hazy but literally the craziest night of my life so anyways

There is this chick who I knew from a local school back in the day and she added me on Facebook. We were exchanging messages and whatever and I was pretty much just trying to make it clear I wanted to hook up. She sounded interested but wasn’t really being clear on the plan, so I gave her my address and told her if she wanted to chill just to tell me and pull up.

So I don’t think she’s pulling up so I just go about my business until she calls me and tells me she’s on her way to my crib but she has her f***ing son with her. I’m like wtf. I tell her to not worry about it but she’s insisting that they come over. I’m newly into my own place for my first time so I don’t have experience with s*** like that, but I figure whatever at this point just put the dude to bed and I’m gonna pipe his mom and hopefully they’ll be gone.

They both pull up. He puts on some Netflix s*** and I’m like bet it’s all over now I’m about to pipe this girl down. She goes in my bathroom for what seems like forever and I go knock and see what’s up like I’m legit concerned because I’m hearing noises and s*** and she’s not answering. I literally contemplate busting the door down but she opens it and she’s on the floor like completely f***ed up. Come to find out she had this huge problem with d**** (I should’ve saw the signs) and took what I’m assuming was a s*** load of X**** because she turned into a zombie. I’m like yo what in the f*** am I going to do right now like I got this chick here f***ed up with her kid. I’m trying to talk to her but she’s literally incoherent and can’t do anything on her own.

I finally get her to the point where I’m like you need to call your mom or some s*** and go home like you’re not right at this point I’m not even worrying about box I just legit want her out, but the kid is here so I can’t just kick her out the house because what is he supposed to do. She eventually passes out in my bed and I’m literally shook. There’s a lot more details that I’m forgetting but whatever.

The story gets truly sad here though. She finally wakes up at like 4:30 in the morning and I’m like you’re going home I’m taking you idc. She wakes her son up and she’s trying to put his shoes on but she’s so f***ed up that she literally cannot put his shoes on. I’m literally watching this girl who is supposed to be this kid’s mom just completely failing at the most basic elements of it and the kid is visibly upset about the whole situation. S*** honestly made me want to call CPS on her like I literally contemplated it.

I finally take her to her mom’s house which is like ironically really nice because everything about the girl would seem like she comes a bad background but that’s not the case whatsoever. I block her and never talk to her again. She unfortunately actually passed away a year or two after from d*** use. Honestly just something I’ll never forget though unfortunately.

Jbreezyondeck

3y

Alright this was a few years ago so my memory is a little hazy but literally the craziest night of my life so anyways

There is this chick who I knew from a local school back in the day and she added me on Facebook. We were exchanging messages and whatever and I was pretty much just trying to make it clear I wanted to hook up. She sounded interested but wasn’t really being clear on the plan, so I gave her my address and told her if she wanted to chill just to tell me and pull up.

So I don’t think she’s pulling up so I just go about my business until she calls me and tells me she’s on her way to my crib but she has her f***ing son with her. I’m like wtf. I tell her to not worry about it but she’s insisting that they come over. I’m newly into my own place for my first time so I don’t have experience with s*** like that, but I figure whatever at this point just put the dude to bed and I’m gonna pipe his mom and hopefully they’ll be gone.

They both pull up. He puts on some Netflix s*** and I’m like bet it’s all over now I’m about to pipe this girl down. She goes in my bathroom for what seems like forever and I go knock and see what’s up like I’m legit concerned because I’m hearing noises and s*** and she’s not answering. I literally contemplate busting the door down but she opens it and she’s on the floor like completely f***ed up. Come to find out she had this huge problem with d**** (I should’ve saw the signs) and took what I’m assuming was a s*** load of X**** because she turned into a zombie. I’m like yo what in the f*** am I going to do right now like I got this chick here f***ed up with her kid. I’m trying to talk to her but she’s literally incoherent and can’t do anything on her own.

I finally get her to the point where I’m like you need to call your mom or some s*** and go home like you’re not right at this point I’m not even worrying about box I just legit want her out, but the kid is here so I can’t just kick her out the house because what is he supposed to do. She eventually passes out in my bed and I’m literally shook. There’s a lot more details that I’m forgetting but whatever.

The story gets truly sad here though. She finally wakes up at like 4:30 in the morning and I’m like you’re going home I’m taking you idc. She wakes her son up and she’s trying to put his shoes on but she’s so f***ed up that she literally cannot put his shoes on. I’m literally watching this girl who is supposed to be this kid’s mom just completely failing at the most basic elements of it and the kid is visibly upset about the whole situation. S*** honestly made me want to call CPS on her like I literally contemplated it.

I finally take her to her mom’s house which is like ironically really nice because everything about the girl would seem like she comes a bad background but that’s not the case whatsoever. I block her and never talk to her again. She unfortunately actually passed away a year or two after from d*** use. Honestly just something I’ll never forget though unfortunately.

Very Based

3y

you sound personally attacked

where did you come up with that # btw 9/10, have you done a study on this personally?

sorry your post just comes off as racist to me

Bill

3y

Another girl I dated for about two years was a demon. She always wanted to hook up in public areas, parks, fields, trees, etc. one time she tried topping me (no action was happening before this) while the kid we were babysitting together was asleep in the same room. She also shaved my initials in her pubes. Her s***drive was on 100, which was less fun than you’d expect, constantly had to dip from functions or miss out seeing the homies for her

Jbreezyondeck

3y

Alright this was a few years ago so my memory is a little hazy but literally the craziest night of my life so anyways

There is this chick who I knew from a local school back in the day and she added me on Facebook. We were exchanging messages and whatever and I was pretty much just trying to make it clear I wanted to hook up. She sounded interested but wasn’t really being clear on the plan, so I gave her my address and told her if she wanted to chill just to tell me and pull up.

So I don’t think she’s pulling up so I just go about my business until she calls me and tells me she’s on her way to my crib but she has her f***ing son with her. I’m like wtf. I tell her to not worry about it but she’s insisting that they come over. I’m newly into my own place for my first time so I don’t have experience with s*** like that, but I figure whatever at this point just put the dude to bed and I’m gonna pipe his mom and hopefully they’ll be gone.

They both pull up. He puts on some Netflix s*** and I’m like bet it’s all over now I’m about to pipe this girl down. She goes in my bathroom for what seems like forever and I go knock and see what’s up like I’m legit concerned because I’m hearing noises and s*** and she’s not answering. I literally contemplate busting the door down but she opens it and she’s on the floor like completely f***ed up. Come to find out she had this huge problem with d**** (I should’ve saw the signs) and took what I’m assuming was a s*** load of X**** because she turned into a zombie. I’m like yo what in the f*** am I going to do right now like I got this chick here f***ed up with her kid. I’m trying to talk to her but she’s literally incoherent and can’t do anything on her own.

I finally get her to the point where I’m like you need to call your mom or some s*** and go home like you’re not right at this point I’m not even worrying about box I just legit want her out, but the kid is here so I can’t just kick her out the house because what is he supposed to do. She eventually passes out in my bed and I’m literally shook. There’s a lot more details that I’m forgetting but whatever.

The story gets truly sad here though. She finally wakes up at like 4:30 in the morning and I’m like you’re going home I’m taking you idc. She wakes her son up and she’s trying to put his shoes on but she’s so f***ed up that she literally cannot put his shoes on. I’m literally watching this girl who is supposed to be this kid’s mom just completely failing at the most basic elements of it and the kid is visibly upset about the whole situation. S*** honestly made me want to call CPS on her like I literally contemplated it.

I finally take her to her mom’s house which is like ironically really nice because everything about the girl would seem like she comes a bad background but that’s not the case whatsoever. I block her and never talk to her again. She unfortunately actually passed away a year or two after from d*** use. Honestly just something I’ll never forget though unfortunately.

coolguy12

3y

probably this girl who was doing love spells on me and putting her period blood in my food without my knowledge. It's more common than you'd think. S***was amazing though. Broke up with her when i found out. The crazy thing is i see her in my dreams years later trying to come into my house but i never let her in. Cant trust spiritual hoes

coolguy12

3y

probably this girl who was doing love spells on me and putting her period blood in my food without my knowledge. It's more common than you'd think. S***was amazing though. Broke up with her when i found out. The crazy thing is i see her in my dreams years later trying to come into my house but i never let her in. Cant trust spiritual hoes

Jbreezyondeck

3y

Alright this was a few years ago so my memory is a little hazy but literally the craziest night of my life so anyways

There is this chick who I knew from a local school back in the day and she added me on Facebook. We were exchanging messages and whatever and I was pretty much just trying to make it clear I wanted to hook up. She sounded interested but wasn’t really being clear on the plan, so I gave her my address and told her if she wanted to chill just to tell me and pull up.

So I don’t think she’s pulling up so I just go about my business until she calls me and tells me she’s on her way to my crib but she has her f***ing son with her. I’m like wtf. I tell her to not worry about it but she’s insisting that they come over. I’m newly into my own place for my first time so I don’t have experience with s*** like that, but I figure whatever at this point just put the dude to bed and I’m gonna pipe his mom and hopefully they’ll be gone.

They both pull up. He puts on some Netflix s*** and I’m like bet it’s all over now I’m about to pipe this girl down. She goes in my bathroom for what seems like forever and I go knock and see what’s up like I’m legit concerned because I’m hearing noises and s*** and she’s not answering. I literally contemplate busting the door down but she opens it and she’s on the floor like completely f***ed up. Come to find out she had this huge problem with d**** (I should’ve saw the signs) and took what I’m assuming was a s*** load of X**** because she turned into a zombie. I’m like yo what in the f*** am I going to do right now like I got this chick here f***ed up with her kid. I’m trying to talk to her but she’s literally incoherent and can’t do anything on her own.

I finally get her to the point where I’m like you need to call your mom or some s*** and go home like you’re not right at this point I’m not even worrying about box I just legit want her out, but the kid is here so I can’t just kick her out the house because what is he supposed to do. She eventually passes out in my bed and I’m literally shook. There’s a lot more details that I’m forgetting but whatever.

The story gets truly sad here though. She finally wakes up at like 4:30 in the morning and I’m like you’re going home I’m taking you idc. She wakes her son up and she’s trying to put his shoes on but she’s so f***ed up that she literally cannot put his shoes on. I’m literally watching this girl who is supposed to be this kid’s mom just completely failing at the most basic elements of it and the kid is visibly upset about the whole situation. S*** honestly made me want to call CPS on her like I literally contemplated it.

I finally take her to her mom’s house which is like ironically really nice because everything about the girl would seem like she comes a bad background but that’s not the case whatsoever. I block her and never talk to her again. She unfortunately actually passed away a year or two after from d*** use. Honestly just something I’ll never forget though unfortunately.

Jbreezyondeck

3y

Alright this was a few years ago so my memory is a little hazy but literally the craziest night of my life so anyways

There is this chick who I knew from a local school back in the day and she added me on Facebook. We were exchanging messages and whatever and I was pretty much just trying to make it clear I wanted to hook up. She sounded interested but wasn’t really being clear on the plan, so I gave her my address and told her if she wanted to chill just to tell me and pull up.

So I don’t think she’s pulling up so I just go about my business until she calls me and tells me she’s on her way to my crib but she has her f***ing son with her. I’m like wtf. I tell her to not worry about it but she’s insisting that they come over. I’m newly into my own place for my first time so I don’t have experience with s*** like that, but I figure whatever at this point just put the dude to bed and I’m gonna pipe his mom and hopefully they’ll be gone.

They both pull up. He puts on some Netflix s*** and I’m like bet it’s all over now I’m about to pipe this girl down. She goes in my bathroom for what seems like forever and I go knock and see what’s up like I’m legit concerned because I’m hearing noises and s*** and she’s not answering. I literally contemplate busting the door down but she opens it and she’s on the floor like completely f***ed up. Come to find out she had this huge problem with d**** (I should’ve saw the signs) and took what I’m assuming was a s*** load of X**** because she turned into a zombie. I’m like yo what in the f*** am I going to do right now like I got this chick here f***ed up with her kid. I’m trying to talk to her but she’s literally incoherent and can’t do anything on her own.

I finally get her to the point where I’m like you need to call your mom or some s*** and go home like you’re not right at this point I’m not even worrying about box I just legit want her out, but the kid is here so I can’t just kick her out the house because what is he supposed to do. She eventually passes out in my bed and I’m literally shook. There’s a lot more details that I’m forgetting but whatever.

The story gets truly sad here though. She finally wakes up at like 4:30 in the morning and I’m like you’re going home I’m taking you idc. She wakes her son up and she’s trying to put his shoes on but she’s so f***ed up that she literally cannot put his shoes on. I’m literally watching this girl who is supposed to be this kid’s mom just completely failing at the most basic elements of it and the kid is visibly upset about the whole situation. S*** honestly made me want to call CPS on her like I literally contemplated it.

I finally take her to her mom’s house which is like ironically really nice because everything about the girl would seem like she comes a bad background but that’s not the case whatsoever. I block her and never talk to her again. She unfortunately actually passed away a year or two after from d*** use. Honestly just something I’ll never forget though unfortunately.

Shayarahlah

3y

Sorry you had to experience this fam :(

And even more sorry for what she was going through and her child... Addiction & maternal trauma are truly the devil, hope lil man has the support he needs

RIP

coolguy12

3y

Also one time made out with this girl after she gave me head and she still had the nut in her mouth. I was so in the moment i didnt stop so i tasted my....

ARCADE GOON

3y

Lowkey enjoyed the succulent odors emitting from her lush round booty

As the days past, I done smelt the afternotes of the entire South Chinese cuisine through the air that she had previously cooked and now digested. A woman who took care of all 5 senses.

Very Based

3y

you sound personally attacked

where did you come up with that # btw 9/10, have you done a study on this personally?

sorry your post just comes off as racist to me

coolguy12

3y

Also one time made out with this girl after she gave me head and she still had the nut in her mouth. I was so in the moment i didnt stop so i tasted my....

slutforkendrick

3y

instead of swallowing she spat it back at me