Got the police called on me for saying “how ya doin ma’am?” and “I’m sorry i couldn’t hear you” cause this p**** ass ho ain’t man enough to not talk to me through a closed door

Almost got the police on me and a dog nearly busted my s***
What a day
Still gettin paid tho

Work sucks, I know!

work chat we bored at work

rather be bored than workin hard yfm

Meeting in 50 you won't get what about

may the meeting be short and pointless

we get it you love doing nothing 🙄

Why're you bullying the plant man
All he does is grow

Oh it'll be short alright
I'm joining late

sorry @plants, keep growing 🙌

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Stupid f***ing eediat

cant believe u were a a.i poster all along...

AAAAAAAAHHH

Listening to the Ikagi audiobook wondering what my purpose is

i miss my team that got laid off bruh new team is annoying asf

at least my last team only had that one annoying boomer

Ur whole team got laid off? Dam

not everyone but my project manager, scrum master, 1 dev and 1 qa. After that, they moved me to a new team. These the type of people to schedule last minute work calls on Saturdays and they expect me to go into the office 3 times a week when I’m a remote hire technically ik they probably don’t like my ass because I straight up just go offline Friday at 1pm (we have half day fridays) and don’t look at any work stuff until Monday. Whenever I’m on a call and they ask if I’m coming into the office, I just say “hmm didn’t plan to, was I required to?”