mornin yall

Almost quitting time

now if we have a 1:1 scheduled for an hour, why are you turning it into a 2.5 hour call

love my WFH pals but holy s*** the op-ed pieces crying about the return to office are bleh

like it goes both ways, YES there is really no way to TRULY measure productivity, BUT that is precisely why seniors want ppl back in the office lmao cause there is 0 way to know precisely how much someone is working.

i also think it kills morale esp if some ppl are in some ppl out but this is the fault of the CEOs for sure

Ngl just realized I been sabotaging my job since I been here unknowingly
I been driving out more new hires to quit cause I remember my first day I almost got a dog sicked on me and the following week I got threatened to get shot just for knocking on a door so when they asked “what have you learned today” and I told em allat and I just straight up said remember who you’re talking to you can get killed out here and the new hires didn’t show up the next day
And I made someone walk out of an interview by being honest about my boss being 1 and a half hours late and what the job really is so he walked out before the interview began
Now I’m realizing I don’t even need to purposely do some s*** to damage them I do that passively on my own without even realizing. All I need to do is literally show up and the downfall is inevitable

I almost got a dog sucked on me

Nigga that's what YOU said

I ain’t even realize

My soon to be former boss funny af he threatened to fire me cause I arrived an hour late cause I had to pick my boy up cause everyone left him behind when I’m already on my way out
It’s funny cause when my boy entered the car I was in an interview

New coworker is continuously starring at me, feeling weirded out

Dis a female correct?

That feeling of freedom after you quit a job is such bliss

strike up a conversation about our lord and savior.

do i take the new job offer for only a $10k pay bump even though it’s a more stable, major company and I get a 25k annual bonus

i loveeee lying

oh you want me to come into the office?

I actually just bought a house and the commute is over an hour so I prefer to stay remote. (I actually live 10 min away from the office)

Oh you want to schedule a meeting past 4pm with me?

I actually have to pick up my niece from school so I have a hard stop (I don’t have a niece)

Oh you want to schedule a working session? Yikes! I have a conflicting meeting :/
(I went into Teams and booked a meeting from 10am-3pm with only myself to look busy)

Today is field day and all these moms out here in their biker shorts and lord

Got promoted
Still want to/will leave soon

my work wife not gonna like the new girls office being across from hers

i have to say gm to both now

Time moving slow