When I went in I had this dude who was beating his d*** while talking to me about how he wanted to have s***with another dude in our unit
I WAS JUST TRYING TO SLEEP!

feel this whole thread rn

Its actually f***ing UNREAL how many absolute nut jobs there are. Losing my f***ing mind with my roommate

prob the one that held a knife to my throat bc i said he dropped $100 on the floor

My old roommate in college used to find Facebook profiles of random girls on campus, draw their profile pictures and send it to them.

How’d you teach him? Y’all take a bath together?

used to be roomates with my cousin and her bf/baby daddy

dude was a thief, d***gie, dirty person

he had a job at the airport cleaning planes and would steal purses, I would be throwing away the trash and just purses with ID in them in the damn traah dude would open packages that wernt his and mail

after they moved out sometime I would get their packages so I just started opening them s***s and keeping their stuff

One was loud at night and would wake me up a lot. I addressed it with him, thinking he didn’t realize how loud he was and after I did that he was purposely louder

guess he didnt have a changeofheart

Guy got literal s*** on the wall next to the toilet. Idk how he managed to do such a thing but I made him clean and disinfect the whole bathroom before I used it again

woke up at 2am to the sound of my freshman roommate pissing in the corner

I had a roommate in college that snored so in the middle of the night I would whistle super high pitch to wake him up so I could try to sleep in that brief period he wakes up.

Then when he asked about it I gaslit him and said what are you talking about

Roommate always refused to clean up the kitchen and I always had to take care of it, besides he took them 2 hour long showers 🤨

What I did to take revenge was after taking a s***, I didn’t discard one of the toilet papers after using it. Proceeded to wipe inside of the coffee pot with that. He noticed something about his coffee tasting off and offered some to me 😂

We never spoke to each other after moving out anyway 🤷‍♂️

I’m ready to live by myself. No roommates

• One sexually assaulted a friend of mine

• Another got so drunk on her 21st she got blood all over the toilet seat then s*** in the shower

• Had one that was trapping out our living room. Lot of random f***s in my house at all times

😑

my roomate used to have gay s***in the living room, s*** would reek like trashass after a good 20 minutes, had to dip or else i was gon dip out from life, thanks to my 11 story window at the time

Had a random roommate in college that just f***ing blasted Wild’N Out and fishing compilation videos till 4am in the living room. It was mind numbing and I don’t know how I made it out the other side.

Before that, I used to live in a frat apartment of sorts and we’d be up partying and having a good time frequently, so it’s not that the noise bothered me, but the fact that he’d be out there alone, f***ing snort laughing at Wildn Out until the sun came up. Every night. No exception.

LMAOOOOOOOO

You ain't s***

Tf is wrong with y'all mane