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  • 6isco 🦈
    Sep 25, 2022
    Dealers In Paris

    Roommate always refused to clean up the kitchen and I always had to take care of it, besides he took them 2 hour long showers 🤨

    What I did to take revenge was after taking a s***, I didn’t discard one of the toilet papers after using it. Proceeded to wipe inside of the coffee pot with that. He noticed something about his coffee tasting off and offered some to me 😂

    We never spoke to each other after moving out anyway 🤷‍♂️

    this how covid & monkeypox started

  • 6isco 🦈
    Sep 25, 2022
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    he dead now

  • 6isco 🦈
    Sep 25, 2022
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    all the time

    I almsot swung on my cousin cause of him

  • 6isco 🦈
    Sep 25, 2022

    you cant really argue and get a response from someone who smokes dope and sniffs coke

    always said some s*** like. "i thought it was ours" at one point me and cousin shared my amazon account. She would send me money and I would order s***. The worse was him eating alll the food in the house tbh, and always leaving door unlocked and slightly open

  • Sep 25, 2022
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    Once had a guy who seemed to take long-ass showers until it turned out he literally did not have a towel and would just stand in there and wait to dry

  • Sep 25, 2022
    Fries

    Once lived with a guy who tried to cook bacon with a hairdryer

    Lmao the guy in the post above is the same guy

  • Sep 25, 2022
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    Fries

    Once had a guy who seemed to take long-ass showers until it turned out he literally did not have a towel and would just stand in there and wait to dry

    Bro couldn't just ask for a towel

  • Sep 25, 2022

    Thread got me feeling blessed I had good roommates

  • Sep 25, 2022
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    Prosper

    Bro couldn't just ask for a towel

    He was a huge germaphobe, so he probably wouldn't want to use someone else's, his gf said he had one at hers that he'd use but wouldn't bring back to our place for some reason

    Edit: Just checked some old messages and forgot that he'd bring his desk chair into the bathroom to hang his clothes on since the floor and radiator were 'dirty'

  • Sep 25, 2022
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    Fries

    He was a huge germaphobe, so he probably wouldn't want to use someone else's, his gf said he had one at hers that he'd use but wouldn't bring back to our place for some reason

    Edit: Just checked some old messages and forgot that he'd bring his desk chair into the bathroom to hang his clothes on since the floor and radiator were 'dirty'

    Lmao I hope y'all weren't roommates for long

  • Sep 25, 2022
    Prosper

    Lmao I hope y'all weren't roommates for long

    Way too long lol, haven't seen him for years now tho

  • Sep 25, 2022
    Kr0niic

    I had a roommate in college that snored so in the middle of the night I would whistle super high pitch to wake him up so I could try to sleep in that brief period he wakes up.

    Then when he asked about it I gaslit him and said what are you talking about

    Thinking how this went down has me

  • Sep 25, 2022
    Kr0niic

    I had a roommate in college that snored so in the middle of the night I would whistle super high pitch to wake him up so I could try to sleep in that brief period he wakes up.

    Then when he asked about it I gaslit him and said what are you talking about

  • Sep 25, 2022
    Fries

    Once had a guy who seemed to take long-ass showers until it turned out he literally did not have a towel and would just stand in there and wait to dry

    WHAT

  • Sep 25, 2022
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    Once had a roommate who was afraid of the dark so they took a poss in the recycling bin instead of going out to the bathroom

  • Sep 25, 2022

    Had a roommate who always bought bananas but never ate them, fruit flies would always be spawning and s*** and I called them out and they said “I have adhd and if I just don’t physically see my bananas getting ripe I will just not eat them”

    Well, I was the one who was throwing away those 6 packs of bababas every f***ing week

  • space0cadet

    Once had a roommate who was afraid of the dark so they took a poss in the recycling bin instead of going out to the bathroom

    They deserve to get slapped

  • Sep 25, 2022
    Fries

    Once had a guy who seemed to take long-ass showers until it turned out he literally did not have a towel and would just stand in there and wait to dry

    I bet your bathroom floor was actually just gnarly lol

  • Sep 25, 2022
    butch22

    Its actually f***ing UNREAL how many absolute nut jobs there are. Losing my f***ing mind with my roommate

    So many people lack basic hygiene

  • Sep 25, 2022
    Fries

    Once had a guy who seemed to take long-ass showers until it turned out he literally did not have a towel and would just stand in there and wait to dry

    Im crying

  • Sep 25, 2022

    this thread is surreal