Kub

3y

First time I was with a girl I was sucking on her t*** and didn’t know what to do after that so I just stopped and she got dressed, we watched Netflix and her mom picked her up

Kub

3y

First time I was with a girl I was sucking on her t*** and didn’t know what to do after that so I just stopped and she got dressed, we watched Netflix and her mom picked her up

Kub

3y

First time I was with a girl I was sucking on her t*** and didn’t know what to do after that so I just stopped and she got dressed, we watched Netflix and her mom picked her up

ASAKI

3y

Sometimes I just remember some cringey ass s*** I did or thought back then and basically keel over out of embarrassment. That s*** just hits you out of nowhere too.

One moment I'm taking a piss, the next moment I've got my hand on the wall cause I'm just cringing so hard thinking about how I used some seriously weeb emoticons texting this one girl I had a crush on back in the day.

Kub

3y

First time I was with a girl I was sucking on her t*** and didn’t know what to do after that so I just stopped and she got dressed, we watched Netflix and her mom picked her up

DAVIDP

3y

One memory of mine always makes me start laughing my ass off whenever I think of it... I was on a bender (HELLA beer) for a few days in college and was driving back to my apartment late night after drinking. I REALLY had to fart but knew it was one of those farts that liquid s*** comes out... Anyways I felt it in my car coming, so I literally floored it across traffic over into the nearest apartment complex (was so lucky it was at night) threw my car into park, ran up to someones balcony and just had one of the most massive s***s of my life everywhere all over their balcony + bush.

Always felt kind of bad someone woke up to that mess and smell, but hey I HAD to go or else I would have crapped my pants and got diarrhea on leather

ASAKI

3y

I pretended that I knew Arabic to impress my first girlfriend. s*** went on for like a year she would ask me to translate something to Arabic and I would just say some s*** that sounded like it and she'd be so impressed

until I met her cousin, who was fluent, and tried to strike up a convo with me you cant even imagine how awkward that s*** was. dead silence

ASAKI

3y

I pretended that I knew Arabic to impress my first girlfriend. s*** went on for like a year she would ask me to translate something to Arabic and I would just say some s*** that sounded like it and she'd be so impressed

until I met her cousin, who was fluent, and tried to strike up a convo with me you cant even imagine how awkward that s*** was. dead silence

DAVIDP

3y

One memory of mine always makes me start laughing my ass off whenever I think of it... I was on a bender (HELLA beer) for a few days in college and was driving back to my apartment late night after drinking. I REALLY had to fart but knew it was one of those farts that liquid s*** comes out... Anyways I felt it in my car coming, so I literally floored it across traffic over into the nearest apartment complex (was so lucky it was at night) threw my car into park, ran up to someones balcony and just had one of the most massive s***s of my life everywhere all over their balcony + bush.

Always felt kind of bad someone woke up to that mess and smell, but hey I HAD to go or else I would have crapped my pants and got diarrhea on leather

EMY

3y

Told this girl I had a crush on her, everytime I remember that moment I wanna slit my wrists

ASAKI

3y

I pretended that I knew Arabic to impress my first girlfriend. s*** went on for like a year she would ask me to translate something to Arabic and I would just say some s*** that sounded like it and she'd be so impressed

until I met her cousin, who was fluent, and tried to strike up a convo with me you cant even imagine how awkward that s*** was. dead silence

bagool

3y

whenever this happens and i’m by myself i’ll yell “fuck” out loud

totally visceral reaction, gut instinct

innuendo

3y

what did she say back?

EMY

3y

Bro if you force me to recall I might take a razor to my jugular

Just know it was enough to drive a man insane

Kub

3y

F*** these hoes! They don’t deserve you EMY!

Kub

3y

F*** these hoes! They don’t deserve you EMY!