Jan 24, 2021
ASAKII pretended that I knew Arabic to impress my first girlfriend. s*** went on for like a year
she would ask me to translate something to Arabic and I would just say some s*** that sounded like it and she'd be so impressed until I met her cousin, who was fluent, and tried to strike up a convo with me
you cant even imagine how awkward that s*** was. dead silence Wild
what happened after?
Jan 24, 2021·1 replyBack in middle school, I’d go to the school area and run around to practice for the mile run test. That same time there were cheerleaders who were practicing on the field and some of them knew me (said hi and whatever).
While I was still practicing my stupid ass decided to close my eyes for like 20 seconds and face them while running
God that s*** makes me cringe
Jan 24, 2021·1 replyIt’s not really a reaction of embarrassment as much as it is being upset that I should’ve f***ed
Jan 24, 2021·3 repliesomfg i went to give a girl a hug and spilled my drink on her
in front of mad ppl too
i was trying to explain it was just water and they didn't believe me and i realized i was basically yelling at her and she got real quiet and started crying
i am a f***ing idiot man
Jan 24, 2021·1 replyKubIt’s not really a reaction of embarrassment as much as it is being upset that I should’ve f***ed
These are the worst moments
The girl I was talking about on page 1 could’ve been all mine if only I wasn’t such a p****
- OPJan 24, 2021·edited·5 repliesSHAQUILLE
What happened Afterwards
@EMY @yungboiezi I just mumble-gargled out some moon rune sounding s*** and said I had to go to the restroom real quick. came back and told them I couldn't understand him since I spoke in a different "Albanian Arabic" dialect (that doesn't exist, we just speak Albanian). you could just tell from their faces that s*** did not hit the target at all
that car ride back with her was some of the most painful s*** I've ever had to endure.
- Jan 24, 2021·1 replym FREE PALESTINE x
omfg i went to give a girl a hug and spilled my drink on her
in front of mad ppl too
i was trying to explain it was just water and they didn't believe me and i realized i was basically yelling at her and she got real quiet and started crying
i am a f***ing idiot man
Fam this sounds like a nightmare
is there anyway you can go more into detail lmao - Jan 24, 2021ASAKI· edited
@EMY @yungboiezi I just mumble-gargled out some moon rune sounding s*** and said I had to go to the restroom real quick. came back and told them I couldn't understand him since I spoke in a different "Albanian Arabic" dialect (that doesn't exist, we just speak Albanian). you could just tell from their faces that s*** did not hit the target at all
that car ride back with her was some of the most painful s*** I've ever had to endure.
Jan 24, 2021·1 replyOne time there was this reaaalllyyyy hot door greeter at the mall and for some reason when I walked in I gave her a thumbs up
think about this and cringe all the time - Jan 24, 2021EMY
These are the worst moments
The girl I was talking about on page 1 could’ve been all mine if only I wasn’t such a p****
It sounds like it was recent. As time passes you’ll realize that although it sucked you now have some more experience and are able to avoid that situation in the future!
- Jan 24, 2021ASAKI
I pretended that I knew Arabic to impress my first girlfriend. s*** went on for like a year
she would ask me to translate something to Arabic and I would just say some s*** that sounded like it and she'd be so impressed until I met her cousin, who was fluent, and tried to strike up a convo with me
you cant even imagine how awkward that s*** was. dead silence DAWG
I WOULD SIMPLY PASS AWAY - Jan 24, 2021
I wish more than anything I could’ve witnessed this dawg I’m gasping for air
Jan 24, 2021Don’t remind me
- Jan 24, 2021ASAKI
@EMY @yungboiezi I just mumble-gargled out some moon rune sounding s*** and said I had to go to the restroom real quick. came back and told them I couldn't understand him since I spoke in a different "Albanian Arabic" dialect (that doesn't exist, we just speak Albanian). you could just tell from their faces that s*** did not hit the target at all
that car ride back with her was some of the most painful s*** I've ever had to endure.
Ayo dawg, you should've just told the truth at that point
Jan 24, 2021ASAKII pretended that I knew Arabic to impress my first girlfriend. s*** went on for like a year
she would ask me to translate something to Arabic and I would just say some s*** that sounded like it and she'd be so impressed until I met her cousin, who was fluent, and tried to strike up a convo with me
you cant even imagine how awkward that s*** was. dead silence Laughed irl
Jan 24, 2021·5 repliesyeah I was thinking earlier today about the time I went to middle school dressed up as a giant cup of instant ramen in like mid November
most of the time I have to plead with myself to not think about it and audibly say "Stop..." and the feeling passes in like 5-10 seconds
- Jan 24, 2021hemaglox
yeah I was thinking earlier today about the time I went to middle school dressed up as a giant cup of instant ramen in like mid November
most of the time I have to plead with myself to not think about it and audibly say "Stop..." and the feeling passes in like 5-10 seconds
That’s f***ing sick though
Jan 24, 2021usually just think of all the times i fumbled an obvious bag with a girl
Jan 24, 2021·1 replyKubFirst time I was with a girl I was sucking on her t*** and didn’t know what to do after that so I just stopped and she got dressed, we watched Netflix and her mom picked her up
Jokes on u that’s still my go to and im 20
- Jan 24, 2021
MLINow I'm thinking of embarrassing moments, thanks Op
- Jan 24, 2021Maartins
Jokes on u that’s still my go to and im 20
Sucking a tiddy always a good time