mr get dough

3y

Here u go guys, its ok

SonOfNkrumah

3y

I was high on weed in high school one day and i was sat in the library chilling. So this girl in my class walks in and a week before that she'd told me she liked me. Now bare in mind back then i was so s*** with girls. She asks me to come sit next to her and we chop it up for a good half hour or so. Here's the embarrassing moment. Out of the f***ing blue,i go "what if this whole week was a lie and i was just playing with you"

idk what the f*** came over me but she told me never do that again to a girl. Then a few days after that she was like nah i don't like you no more

Now whenever i'm high i remember it and just let out a huge F***

EDIT: She was lightskin too

Sgt Leaf

3y

Nigga did the reverse of "What if I kissed you rn? 🙈🙈"

Kub

3y

First time I was with a girl I was sucking on her t*** and didn’t know what to do after that so I just stopped and she got dressed, we watched Netflix and her mom picked her up

SonOfNkrumah

3y

I was high on weed in high school one day and i was sat in the library chilling. So this girl in my class walks in and a week before that she'd told me she liked me. Now bare in mind back then i was so s*** with girls. She asks me to come sit next to her and we chop it up for a good half hour or so. Here's the embarrassing moment. Out of the f***ing blue,i go "what if this whole week was a lie and i was just playing with you"

idk what the f*** came over me but she told me never do that again to a girl. Then a few days after that she was like nah i don't like you no more

Now whenever i'm high i remember it and just let out a huge F***

EDIT: She was lightskin too

Kub

3y

First time I was with a girl I was sucking on her t*** and didn’t know what to do after that so I just stopped and she got dressed, we watched Netflix and her mom picked her up

ASAKI

3y

Sometimes I just remember some cringey ass s*** I did or thought back then and basically keel over out of embarrassment. That s*** just hits you out of nowhere too.

One moment I'm taking a piss, the next moment I've got my hand on the wall cause I'm just cringing so hard thinking about how I used some seriously weeb emoticons texting this one girl I had a crush on back in the day.

DAVIDP

3y

One memory of mine always makes me start laughing my ass off whenever I think of it... I was on a bender (HELLA beer) for a few days in college and was driving back to my apartment late night after drinking. I REALLY had to fart but knew it was one of those farts that liquid s*** comes out... Anyways I felt it in my car coming, so I literally floored it across traffic over into the nearest apartment complex (was so lucky it was at night) threw my car into park, ran up to someones balcony and just had one of the most massive s***s of my life everywhere all over their balcony + bush.

Always felt kind of bad someone woke up to that mess and smell, but hey I HAD to go or else I would have crapped my pants and got diarrhea on leather

Escobar

3y

Yall ever linked after that ?

ASAKI

3y

@EMY @yungboiezi I just mumble-gargled out some moon rune sounding s*** and said I had to go to the restroom real quick. came back and told them I couldn't understand him since I spoke in a different "Albanian Arabic" dialect (that doesn't exist, we just speak Albanian). you could just tell from their faces that s*** did not hit the target at all

that car ride back with her was some of the most painful s*** I've ever had to endure.

ASAKI

3y

I pretended that I knew Arabic to impress my first girlfriend. s*** went on for like a year she would ask me to translate something to Arabic and I would just say some s*** that sounded like it and she'd be so impressed

until I met her cousin, who was fluent, and tried to strike up a convo with me you cant even imagine how awkward that s*** was. dead silence

Kub

3y

Yeah we went on a date to a field of sunflowers

hemaglox

3y

yeah I was thinking earlier today about the time I went to middle school dressed up as a giant cup of instant ramen in like mid November

most of the time I have to plead with myself to not think about it and audibly say "Stop..." and the feeling passes in like 5-10 seconds