bonsai goals

I've always wanted one ever since watching Karate Kid. It's so cute too

in

Craaazy

How Mr. Sauce doing today fom

Should be pretty happy, he’s been outside mostly for the past couple days because it’s been a good mix of sunny and rainy. Gonna get cold tonight tho so he’s chillin in my window while I’m at work 😌🧃

ya just love to hear it

I’ve been emailing this dumb Japanese company back and forth trying to get a copy of this old virtual bonsai software. Once I get my hands on it I’ll post the download in here so we can get a virtual nursery goin

f***in IN idek what the f*** a virtual garden is but im f***in IN

Oh you’re gonna find out

This Japanese developer really just black balled me so hard. 10 emails it took them to tell me they don’t accept American banks
I WILL acquire virtual bonsai

real as f***

i have faith

Everywhere I try and post about it my posts get removed IM NOT TRYNA SCAM I JUST WANT A VIRTUAL BONSAI NURSERY CUH

they dont wanna see us prosper

Super wholesome. Lowkey wanna get one myself

Do it bro u won’t regret

🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

Dope as f***

Feeling some dryness on the outer needles on our boys main branch, likely means he’s dehydrated. I think it’s gonna rain today though so we can leave him to the elements for a bit

you know you're on a different level when you invoke THE ELEMENTS

It’s actually not very healthy for bonsai to live inside!! That’s a misconception that stems from karate kid that many people don’t realize is NOT standard practice at all

legit didn't know that Mr. Applesauce is a lucky bonsai

Need recommendations for a good bonsai and where to get one?

My girl wants one