triple h wit bigger t***

dear god

never got caught with d*** in hand

however..

Fapping to those GGW infomercials on Comedy Central at 3 am was the wave

Was studying for the math SOL in the kitchen with a friend, and while my mom was on the computer in the living room I hear, “what the hell is Ass Masterpiece?”. Turns out she found my collection on the Windows Media Player library

Lmao

I've never been caught in the act but i think my parents definitely noticed when i started randomly taking 45 minute showers in 7th grade

never

big booty twerking vine compilations in middle school

Used to type in "yoga pants butt vines" on youtube

I got caught in the back of class w something blaring out of the phone, tried to turn it off but it wouldn’t for a minute or so was covering the speaker

I watch p*** openly on the living room tv

Yeah

No I’m too swift

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I didn’t get caught in the act, but I downloaded a trojan on my parents PC back in middle school and I had a lot of explaining to do about what type of website I was on

I had a psp with p*** too

when u would click on a video on ph it would download the whole thing

Yeah my girl caught me a couple years back ive been walked in on a few times having s***too

our school had Chromebook / MacBook carts and sometimes students would forget to logout their gmail accounts, my homie would peep the history and would expose people that were watching p*** on his snapchat strory

Absolutely. Many times

Mom caught me beating off twice in my lifetime too

@vanity