my ex barber was gay and used to tell me about his Grindr hookups

always told me I was his favorite client too

my barber would never shut the f*** up about conspiracies whenever I got my cut

one time he brought up how he refuses to drink filtered water at home because that's how the government slips things into your system and im just sitting this like dawg? ???

mine barely talk at all, just like I like it

its the great awakening, ppl are more woke now than ever

lmao

my barber silent and really dedicated

like I see him on the mirror behind me counting the centimeters with his fingers to give me the perfect cut

he like leon the professional

as he says "there"

and u cant drive

niggas find out why they keep candy at the register then claim to be woke

hell yeah nigga getting that brain power

referring to ur fender benders

i am lame but just because i aint got no songs done