these supermarkets have whole scientists crafting ways to make people buy more

Always interesting to hear the little things they come up with, thanks

My barber talk to me bout $ only boiii

no cap i wanna f*** my bad af schizo thicc auntie

everything is a psychological game it’s wild

so much out there people never notice

ayo....

niggas wylin

my barber from congo man, bro got HIV, he cool tho

LMAOOO it means he cool

if he ever cuts your forehead during a line up its over g

I remember reading that they do all this scientific s*** for straws and that MCDonalds currently has the most “advanced” straw lmaoooo

Idk how true that was tho

the perfect slurps pause

Gonna be weird having a cousin that’s also your son

My barber went on a bizarre rant about how blenders are so useful and he kept saying they come in “handies” instead of “they come in handy” so I was fighting back laughter through my whole haircut I nearly died

When I was little my dad used to take me to this dominican barber and he’d cut my hair in a dark ass musty basement
He had a long ass coke nail and a big nasty boil behind his ear
I couldn’t understand spanish but my dad said he would talk about how god is an alien

My main barber I had for years is a legend he was active in the civil rights movement and marched with MLK
He would sing Georgia on my mind while he gave me a shape up

my last barber was a dominican dude that spoke like no english. dude used to blast hour long youtube mixes of dominican music while cutting. one time after a cut he gave me a card for his construction business lmfao

barber shops closed by me, wouldn’t know

My barber has heated discussions about corrupt African governments, please just line me up