Lmaoooo how is he gonna f*** you up then roast you

Man niggas is different

Of course lmao

Yeah I went to my shop & this new dude was there & was the only one working so I figured whatever. Throughout my cut he told me his life story how he just got back from doing a bid & gotta bring his son to our state cause he tried legit killing his sister

Most niggas in the shop dumb as s***

Your barber cutting hair on Thanksgiving?

Do your barbers also sell the most random s***. Mine literally has a trunk full of headphones for some reason

My barber stay talking to himself mans low-key crazy but hooks me up so its whatever

Not barber but I had a colleague tell me that the Corona vaccine had metallic materials in it that would somehow turn you into an antenna for 5g

apparently people who talk to themselves don’t really have an internal dialogue its kinda wild tbh

mans cant talk in his head because he can’t

Hypothetically, allegedly, possibly. Those headphones may be less than legally acquired

Idk it's mad weird he stay wispering to himself probably roasting me or some s*** I just ignore it

"Let me oil that s*** up my boy"

"Aye yo "

yo imagine if barbers had happy endings like massages

They might just, don't think anyone ever asked for that s*** tho

Problem with my barber is that I sometimes have a hard time understanding him at all, he’s a refugee. Nice guy though.

idk bout that one fam

but if she was a baddie tho

My old barber had ufo conspiracy videos running on the tv all the time

U don’t deserve your avy

“Triple Taurus”

hate when my barber stops cutting my hair to talk to the other barbers

kinda ironic isn't it

s/o to lil yzy vert