So I got a job working for the Department of Health but the state sector as a HR Business Partner. So pretty much I oversee like the HR operations of 2 hospitals. I’ve been here for about a month and I’m burnout already. I lied my way into this position. Had zero expectations I’d actually get it.

Now I’m here and this s*** hard

They got me laying mfers off left and right.

Also COVID numbers are BS. I do reports on employees who come into contact with COVID patients and what the outcome of the patient’s health is under their care and most of the people who died actually died from negligence

But yeah I don’t think I can keep this s*** up

damn thats f***ed up but at the same time

(talking about the lying your way into the job part, not the niggas getting COVID part )

You just derailed your thread with that COVID paragraph

well well well if it isnt the consequences of your actions

Came in to give real advice but this just took me out

Bro ive been a teacher for 3 days and. . . s***.

All i do is bullshit with the kids. Only thing allowing me to do this is i teach all electives.

Haven't finished my classes for certifications. Haven't taken my tests. Barely know what im doing at all.

P.S. :

Just learned how to take attendance a day ago.

the United States education system and capitalism has plenty of people doing plenty of jobs they don't know jack s*** about

Haha I just got a teaching job and I'm terrified of f***ing up because it was so hard to get.

I don't think it's over my head though, there's just a learning curve.

What are you teaching?

Hopefully you'll do fine. I promise I'm just winging it everyday.

I teach robotics and engineering.

This mfer winging it teaching engineering

God help us all

And here I am bored as s*** at mine

Don't accidentally teach someone to create a killer robot that dooms us all bruh

Don't worry.

Worse case scenario i had a kid say he needed to make one for a home invasion.

I wanted to give some insight

I mean....I get paid well lol

Way use this thread about your job anxiety to push your COVID propaganda.

This is how you become a man op. I've lied my way into every job i've ever had. I've been a cook at 3 restaurants and i actually hate cooking. I had no clue what i was doing. I lasted 6 months at one job and most of the time i just walked around and hit on the waitresses. But I'll be damned if i wasn't the best pizza maker in that whole city by the time i left. How do i do it you ask? I'm just that damn good. You can do this op, i believe in you

Couldn’t be me literally

"Also COVID numbers are BS. I do reports on employees who come into contact with COVID patients and what the outcome of the patient’s health is under their care and most of the people who died actually died from negligence"

Find a mentor OP. Or find someone that can teach you that’s been in the game longer than you

It’s true. It’s less expensive for a hospital to say their patient died of COVID than negligence. That’s how hospitals lose funding leading to layoffs.

Yeah I work under a director that’s relatively young and has been helping me

King