Me: I was left alone in the back of the car with a jumbo bottle of grey Goose while we was heading to the club in Manhattan pregaming.
I almost finished it
Arrived at the club bouncer was like “nigga he can’t come in he can barely walk proper” due the way I was going up them stairs
My mans talked to the security guard and we went in.
Had a nice white girl come to me and buy me a drink which well caused me to go in the club.
Had a chick grinding on me with a drink in her hand and like a sauced apex predator would I took a sip of it while she was dancing on me like the straw and cup was in my face I was tryna powerup more with that liquor. She went and I was and left her my cousins made me sit down cuz I was wilding and cuz I was ticked I smacked well palmed a girls ass to try to get my cousin in trouble. But she realized it was me and went to my cousins and asked if I was they man and they was like yeah. She said if this nigga touch me again he getting beat da f*** up

My peeps had enough we left and I was walking down them stairs being dragged away like
Heard a girl in line(cuz the line was in stairs) yell out oh mah gawd how he look fine but how he so drunk he’s so big WHAT A F***ING LIGHTWEIGHT!
Bouncer from before was like MAN I KNEW IT get his sloppy ass outta here baby sitters
Going down them stairs was apparently like walk a shame according to my cousins but in my head I was like I’m Canadian idgaf

I kept telling my people I was good. Like good and I grabbed on to the door like a kid not wanting to leave. They threw my ass in the car but not before I puked my brains out.
Moral of the story don’t leave a fresh out 19 yr old husherman with a jumbo bottle of grey goose in the back seat.

What yall got?
Also I can’t wait to be able to go out again I’m definitely trying to get sauced like crazy with my people until my wifey tells me it’s enough. But I’m a happy drunk just that time was crazy as f*** and I obviously learned from it

I went to the bar during Halloween weekend in my banana suit and thot everyone else would be dressed up but no one was. I was so embarrassed i took off my banana suit in the bathroom and left it in the stall

that’s crazy op because I was left alone in the back of the car with a jumbo bottle of grey Goose while we was heading to the club in Manhattan pregaming.
I almost finished it
Arrived at the club bouncer was like “nigga he can’t come in he can barely walk proper”
My mans talked to the security guard and we went in.
Had a nice white girl come to me and buy me a drink which well caused me to go in the club.
Had a chick grinding on me with a drink in her hand and like a sauced apex predator would I took a sip of it while she was dancing on me. She went and I was and left her my cousins made me sit down cuz I was wilding and cuz I was ticked I smacked well palmed a girls ass to try to get my cousin in trouble. But she realized it was me and went to my cousins and asked if I was they man and they was like yeah. She said if this nigga touch me again he getting beat da f*** up
My peeps had enough we left and I was walking down them stairs being dragged away like
Heard a girl in line(cuz the line was in stairs) yell out oh mah gawd how he look fine but how he so drunk he’s so big WHAT A F***ING LIGHTWEIGHT!
Bouncer from before was like MAN I KNEW IT get his sloppy ass outta here baby sitters
I kept telling my people I was good. Like good and I grabbed on to the door like a kid not wanting to leave. They threw my ass in the car but not before I puked my brains out.
Moral of the story don’t leave a fresh out 19 yr old husherman with a jumbo bottle of grey goose in the back seat.

Took a sip of her drink while you were dancing

Yeah I was crazy
I definitely deserved to get stomped out that night

Probably getting 60+ people to sing "I Want It That Way" by Backstreet Boys on karaoke night. Me and my coworker at the time just crushed it on stage and the bar was going f***ing off. Lived out a dream that night.

I don’t have any crazy stories other than just being completely pissed

I did see a woman kiss the inside of a toilet once though (I’m sure it was some kind of f***ed up bet)

Ngl you’d have to ask the ppl in the bar cus a lot of the time I wake up in my bed with texts from friends asking where I was the whole night, while I couldn’t remember a thing.

Saving my spot for later... i got some stupid stories

licked shawty ear, got my s*** rocked, but we ended up being cool, took that L to the face

mans was in the club like

nah on me

Watched my homie get kicked out of the strip club for taking a bite out of a strippers ass..

He is a MENACE!

She stopped instantly and started signaling for security to gank his ass

Just somethings to start off with:

Tipping bouncers with mdma to skip the line
Finding a credit card on the floor and using it on bottles
homie filmin someone finger a girl on the dance floor and it goin locally viral
Homie doin lines with strippers
Accidentally being forced to DJ

Avi to post hitting record levels

doin lines directly off the bar
paid for head at the strip club during a dance

both are s*** i would never do sober and look at someone sideways for doin

Getting a DJ to play Drain Gang
Going clubbing 3 days in a row and all 3 days the club got sprayed 3 different clubs too man the opps were not letting whoever tf was their target have a good may long

Bad mouthed a cop pretty bad outside of the club bc they got my boy for public urination 😂

They threw me in the car for a little but ended up letting me go

These are nowhere near as ridiculous as OP but just off the top of my head

• was at this club while I was in college, came there with this girl (P) I was hooking up with and her friends. One of her friends (E) was in the midst of some break up or miscommunication or awkwardness with her partner. We were all on the dance floor, or at least me and E were, and E and I kissed or at least were getting pretty intimate. The girl I was hooking up (P) with wasn't having it LOL. Especially cause she knew I was probably imagining it could turn into a threesome

• same club, was there with a different girl (M) like eight months later and a few friends. Took two dab hits (which I think were only like my second and third dab hits ever) before heading to the club. I was so throwed I had to sit on a couch in the corner for the whole time while the girls danced to dubstep remixes of "Love Sosa" and such (this was like 2014-2015)

• same club, went there with M a different time. Some ex of hers or something was across the bar. He was this adult-looking, decently built guy while I was a 23-year-old college kid, skinny, hipster, probably wearing a fox hat or some other EDM f***boi sadboi type s***. I was somewhat drunk and I saw him glaring a bit across the bar, not full-on mean mugging but definitely some negative vibes. For whatever reason I leaned into it and just started sneering back at him. This went back and forth until he started visibly getting agitated and I think either the girl (M) went and talked him down or one of his friends or a staff member intervened.

Pretty tame I know but I was entertained at the time for sure. And then there were plenty of escapades involving house parties, woods parties, etc.

Too many to list, but having s***in the middle of the dance floor is probably at the top