F***ed a girl outside behind a bar after dancing with her for 15 seconds tops lol

Also fingered a girl one time at a bar

Given out countless lap dances at clubs

You did not disappoint

Right before Covid got here. Went to a bar and the friend of a friend broke up with her bf after she found out he cheated that same day. Got head from her at the bathroom and she sent him a pic holding my d*** before blocking him

Goddamn she a savage lmaoooo

Had a girl kissing my neck and clutching my bawls and I patted her back and said "that's enough" because at the time I had a crush on one of my classmates and i felt like i was cheating on her

what kind of story do you want?

d*** use in the bar in front of everybody?
getting d***ged stories?
fights?
picking up girls?
having s***in a booth at an afterhours club?
meeting random gang members and having them smash some kid out for trying to start s*** with you?
shootings? stabbings? throwing kids through a window?

Out of country club stories?
vegas?

I got experiences for days....

CRINE

I’ve never acted out like that y’all tripping

I’m will never understand how people really be on some wild s*** and then have the audacity to write it off because they were intoxicated

I once fell asleep while I was sitting at the bar and what wakened me up was when I went forward and hit my head of the table lol!

Got carried out of the club fireman style while smoking an L

Then the most aggressive coke salesmen was like TEST THIS S*** and rubbed coke on my gums with his finger, I was stunned

WHAT

Stomped out some massive electrical box that was attached to the wall outside the club and hammer threw it in a random direction

Glad nobody got hurt

I was 18 I was still pure

I’m reading this thread rn I hope to god somebody posted ur avi

when I was 19 I snuck into a club in k town and since I couldn't buy drinks bc of my age I was stealing full drinks off peoples tables

i can’t think of anything but one night it was my friend’s birthday and we were at this bar and first my friends put me on their shoulders and someone poured drinks in my mouth which one of the bouncers didn’t like, then this is one song came on and we started jumping on the couches which made the guy pissed, then i licked a girl on her face (consensual i swear) and got thrown out

oh i used to go to frat parties in college and snag the wristband of somebody that actually got one then go to one of the brothers and say mine got ripped off so i could get a clean one. if they asked me if i knew a brother i’d just say a random name and it almost always worked out

lost a Rolex in a bar downtown

once slapped some big dude in the mouth and he knocked me out

started swinging on some French dude in Montreal cuz he called me a fgt after I accidently bumped into him.

got swung on for yelling "Fuck Duke" at a Duke fan and we both got kicked out after throwing hands. Somehow my boys GF ended up with a bloody nose after this fight.

Once was chillin at a bar my best friend managed. When we got in the uber home our idiot friend who worked at the bar and was way too drunk threw up all over the uber driver. The uber driver chased us out and we locked ourselves in the bar.

My last day bartending I got absolutely sloshed and was having trouble serving the customers. This was a super fancy bar as well

At some seedy strip club once I started making paper airplanes with 20's and aiming for the girl strippers p**** while her legs were spread. Got a hand job from the stripper as well.

Apparently I almost got into a fight with some 60 year old irish bloke last time I was philly. I slapped a beer out of his hand by accident and said sorry but dude was having none of it.

Have way too many more tbh...

Similar s*** happen to me as well tbf, ran into some boys who were in the year below me at high school

They're all massive cokeheads and I bumped into them outside in smoking area, one of them damn just poured out the baggie and made me snort it out of his palm

Not complaining though best quality gear I've ever done to this day

stand on the side w my hands by my side and then tweet how it was a movie

lmao this happened to me and my friends. We all showed up to our senior bar the only ones dressed up. My friend had one of those stupid inflatable costumes and it deflated like 15 minutes into the night

me and a mate got kicked out because he was serving in the club

so we swapped our jackets and walked back in